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That's all I'm saying about the elections. Unfortunately, I'm not able to vote today due to various reasons; however, age isn't one of those reasons. I'm disappointed in myself but shit happens. Thank God that this isn't Australia or else I'd end up in jail for not voting. I think that's great though; you go to jail for not exercising the rights you're entitled to as a citizen.

My friend also said some shit that kind of pissed me off. I'm thinking of ranting about it later. Look forward to it!
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Sunday night I woke my mom's drunk ass up so we could go get my computer becuase the old computer was pissing me off. Since it looks like I'm going to be living up here for a while I really needed my computer. That old shit wasn't flying with me.

Trip through the time machine is go.
The Dark Age was dreary and dismal.


The future looks brighter and hopeful.


 
Oh yeah, I stole more than my computer. I stole my brother's super woofer and I stole the speakers from my mom's stereo. And look at that, I can now charge my iPod. I get to listen to all my wonderful music now on my computer. All is right with the world.

Listening to music was completely impossible on the other computer. One of the main reasons being that there was no audio hardware found on it. WTF. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO IT?! How could the last person who "fixed" the computer NOT notice that there was audio hardware missing? Let's also not forget that all my music would probably crash the computer because it does not have enough memory to store it all. 

I'm not even going to get into the rest of the fucking fail shit with that other computer. The only thing that matters is that I nowhave my computer.


If you're wondering what the mass of cords under desk is, I'm wondering the same thing too. Shit.
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WHAT STARTED THE BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP OF MOKONA AND ENPII

Mokona: SO LIEK FMA R TTLY MAI FAVRIT ANIMU
Enpii: NO WAI
Enpii: MIEN 2
Mokona: NO WEI
Mokona: I R ONLY FAN
Mokona: BIATCH U STOLE MAI ANIMU
Enpii: NO WEI.
Mokona: YA
Enpii: FUK U
Enpii: I H8 U
Mokona: I WATCHEDED IT B4 IT CUM OUT
Enpii: -cuts self-
Mokona: ED H8S U 2
Enpii: NO WEI D;
Enpii: I LUV ED
Enpii: ED LUV ME
Mokona: NO ED LUVS ROI ONRY
Enpii: ROI LUV ME
Enpii: ALL BOI LUV ME
Mokona: DEY ONLY LUV U CUZ U E-Z
Mokona: DAT R RUST
Enpii: D;
Enpii: I H8 U BIATCH
Mokona: EVRY1 H8S ME
Mokona: EVN MAI PLANT H8 ME
Mokona: *SLITS WRIST*
Enpii: HA
Enpii: EMO LUZLER
Mokona: AT REAST I BETTER EMO DAN U
Enpii: NO WEI
Enpii: I BETTAH EMO
Enpii: WATCH MEH CUT WRIST
Enpii: -Cuts self to Fallout Boy-
Mokona: WATCH ME FEIGN SUICIDE
Enpii: DO IT
Mokona: *CUTS WRIST IN SHOWER*
Enpii: OH SNEAP
Mokona: I PRO CUTTER
Mokona: BLADE NO SLIP FROM SOAPY WATER
Mokona: IT R LIEK A PRT OF ME
Enpii: YOU SUPAH EMO
Mokona: I HAZ POTRY TO PROV 2
Enpii: NO WEI
Mokona: Y WEI
Enpii: DAYUM
Mokona: I SHARES WIF U
Enpii: HOKAY
Mokona: MAI LYF IZ A DRK TUNUL
AN EVRY BREATH I TAEK
MAKEZ ME WANNA END IT ALL
EVR SINSE U LFT MAI HEART
HAZ BEEN TORN ASUNDR
I CRY BLOODEE TEARS
AN MARK MY SINS UPON MAI ARMS
I ONLY SEE CRISMON AN BALCK
MY WURLD LACKS ALL ODUR COLORS
CUZ U WAZ TEH COLR IN MAI LYF
Enpii: LMAO
Enpii: NO MORE WEEBO
Enpii: SIDES HURTING
Mokona: LOL okay XD
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For some reason I decided to look through all my pictures.
Most of the pictures of me are unflattering, blurry, or I'm on crack in them.
No. You ain't getting pictures of me.
The win that I found had to do with schoolwork. I've told stories before of two of the most epic assignments that I completed for class. One of them was that I drew stick figures. The other was that I didn't even start or complete the assignment but I turned it in. Guess what. I found pictures of said epic assignments.
Pics or it didn't happen.
This was done for history.


This was for English.
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Twilighting is postponed. Indefinitely.
Take that news however you wish.

It didn't go down last week because the keyboard broke. Some keys got stuck together; I couldn't type out some of the letters without having all the letters surrounding it show up as well. At first my alphabet went something like abcdefgyhhynjklkmil;omnk,opqrstgyfuvwxyhjz ... Yeah, I ain't fucking backspacing all the letters I didn't need. Then slowely the keys started dying off one by one. I never realized how important the letters b, m, n, t, and g were.

Another reason is that I'm at my mom's house. I've been here since the 5th. I've only had the internet here since the 9th. The computer here is about 12 years old. The desk it's on has sharp edges. So, I get to type while feeling the edge of table press into my goddamn arms. I really should use a towel or something to put under my arms and I'm pretty sure I'll have some bruising. I never new typing could be so painful. Anyway, old computer is slow and has very little diskspace cause I think the Windows XP ate it all up. Also, there isn't any audio hardware on this computer. The last fucker who programed this shit forgot about something.

The reason Twilight is postponed indefinitely; my mom is talking about keeping me here until the end of the month. I hope she doesn't. I miss watching TV. I miss listening to music. I miss being able to have multiple programs running on the computer. I miss being able to watch and here crap on the computer. I miss my dogs the most.

The cool shit though is that we now have a new keyboard. Courtesy of Walmart of their dirt fucking cheap prices. It was only $11.97 (excluding taxes) and it comes with a three year warranty. =D


tl;dr
Twilighting is postponed.
cry moar blahblah bicthing and whining
I have a new keyboard.

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lololololol my dad the sperm donor is in ICU 

About two weeks ago my mother was retarded enough to let the sperm donor stay with her at her apartment. The reason being that my brother had asked her if he could stay with her or some crap and she only allowed it because that's what my brother wanted. My mom is fucking lucky that I don't live with her. I was told that my mom had only gone to her second job for one day out of the week that my dad was there for. She couldn't go to work because she got too drunk to go.

If I had been there with my dad the sperm donor and my drunk mother I would have fucking killed myself. No lie. I'm serious. I can't stand my mother when she's drunk. Although, it's funny when she tries to shit talk and she thinks she's so clever and witty, but she's not, and I don't take her shit when she's drunk. I talk back to her when she's drunk and then she starts crying, because the truth hurts, but it's okay, she forgets it all after she's gone to sleep and wakes up. Unfortunately, unlike her, I don't have the pleasure of being able to forget her drunken conversations.

Anyway, I would say what I don't like about my "dad" but there really isn't much to say. It's not that I don't like him, I just don't care for him; he doesn't mean anything to me. I remember that when I was younger my "aunt" (she's not really my aunt but she was my mom's good friend and my mom never had any siblings) had asked me why I loved my father. I was young so I really didn't understand and I was confused by her question. Then she asked me if I loved him just because I supposed to; because a child is supposed to love their parents. That was exactly case. She told me that I didn't have to love him, or care about him, because if he had really loved my mom, my brother, me, that he would be a real father. From that day on, I never really meant telling my father, "I love you."

My father is a loser. He's never been able to keep a steady job for more than a couple of months. My grandparents tried so many times to help him with school (dumbass never graduated from highschool). My mom has never received a single penny from him, or any other type of help with raising my brother and me. There's also a load of other crap but I don't want to waste my time typing it up.

My mom finally got tired of him staying with her and she sent him back to live with his girlfriend or whatever it is. He sent me a picture of him and his "girlfriend" and she's fuuuuucking ugly. She look like a man, I swear it. My mom has to be the prettiest woman he's ever dated cause the rest are all crack heads, literally. She kicked him out because all he did was lay around her apartment for the whole week and didn't do anything. He said he was sick and throwing up blood and he couldn't do anything. 

A couple days after kicking him out he was put into ICU. See, this is the part that I don't understand. This man has no job, no medical insurance, he has a warrant for his arrest, and he's able to be treated in the hospital with specialist looking after him? I don't even think he's going to have to pay his hopitalization either. Shit like this pisses me off. All the people that are basically leeches always have free crap handed to them. Then the people that work hard have to work even harder for any type of help. It's disgusting.

His specialist doctor people gave him a year to live, at least that's what he told my mom. I think he'll live longer than a year. I hope he lives until all his spawn are 18 and older. Why? So that his spawn don't receive any money from the state because he's dead. Yeah, for some reason the state will give his children money because he died or something I don't understand how it works, but my brother and I won't be able to collect on it because we're not under 18. Fucking suck.


Long story short; my "father" is in ICU and I don't care.

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Oh hay dere u guiz!
As many of you know, I'll be hosting a grand event for Twilighting.

What: Mock role-play in Twilight inspired fashion
Why: FOR THE LULZ!
Where: mai el-jay
Who: The Cool Kids
How: In the comments

If you've never read Twilight, I've got you covered.
If you have never role-played, don't worry, it's supposed to be bad.

Now, I need ideas of scenarios and shit and if any of you want to role-play actual characters you should make your claim right now. If you can't play nice we're going to go grade-school up in here and I'll assign you bitches roles. It would also be chill if you guys can suggest a day for this to go down.

I'm too lazy to list characters so here's Wikipedia to help you.
Remember, you don't have to be those characters cause I don't care but it may be funny if some of you were.

Drop a comment to let me know if you're interested, who you'd like to be (or not be), and what would be a good day for you.
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Just got home.
Feel like shit.
I'm going to cut straight to the point --- WITH BULLETS!
My brain can't function well enough to form real sentences and I may, or may not (most likely this option), type this shit up again.

From the 25th to the 28th at was at some monastery festival shit and this is basically what went down: 

  • Sore throat and feeling kinda shitty before I left on Thursday
  • Sore throat doesn't go away
  • Slept wrong the first night and made my allergies worse
  • Woke up on Friday and my head, face, nose, ears, and throat are all sore/hurting
  • Have to help my grandfather set up his display for his woodcrafts so I can't lay around the trailer to help make me feel less miserable
  • Nothing much else happened on Friday because it was just setting up
  • Saturday, still feeling shitty
  • Before the shit started a couple of the monks went around a blessed all the vendors
  • My grandma finally arrived some time in the afternoon
  • My grandma keeps ditching my grandpa at his booth and I go with her (shit gets boring sitting there all day)
  • People suck
  • People who don't buy shit suck even moar
  • I fuck up on giving change back to customers because my head is so fucked up
  • Damn Boy Scouts are there
  • Can't pick up any guys cause it's either blasphemous (monks) or pedophilia (Boy Scouts)
  • My mom calls Saturday night telling me that my dad is in ICU and she actually thought that I would care (LULZ)
  • Still feeling shitty Sunday morning
  • blahblahblah
  • Still having problems counting change back and just using my head in general (MUST BE HOW BELLA FEELS LIKE) 
  • Grandma and Grandpa argue like an old married couple
  • blahblah don't care what happened
  • Saw a giant nasty ass bug
  • Put all the shit away
  • Somehow, my grandparents got the truck stuck in the dirt
  • I was rescued by a bloody-nose so I didn't have to help with the truck
  • Put shit in the trailer
  • Got to go home with my grandmother
  • My mom never came to visit (DAMN LIAR)
  • Drove by the fucking San Andres Fault (WTF?!)
  • Never wrote more about Lulzlandiah
  • Still feel like shit but my throat doesn't hurt anymore!
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It speaks for itself.
Enjoy.





Courtesy of WTF WEDNESDAY on [info]capslock_bleach
 
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It's just the book that keeps on giving. Yes, you know what I'm talking about.
Just FYI, this isn't going to be very lulzy. Well, I lie, it WILL be lulzy because of the source from where this comes.

Before we start the lulz I have a serious question to ask you.
Would you, at any time, condone the use of a substance for the purpose of which it was not intended to be used?

Now, the specifics of the question -- cuz sum of yous is wantin' moar 411z, AND I HATE YOU IF YOU DO!
You would use this substance incorrectly for the first and only time -- or so you claim. You also know that what you're doing is wrong and you personally don't approve of using in such a way. The only reason you're doing it is so that you would be able to be prepared for your undeclared date with the person you get wet over.

Would you still use that substance, whatever it may be (hay, you bitches get creative about what you're using and WHY you're using it), given this new information?

Well fuck, I still have to ask, eventhough most of you already know what I'm on about.


Here is an answer to the above question:
"I was relieved when it was late enough to be acceptable for bedtime. I knew I was far too stressed to sleep, so I did something I'd never done before. I deliberatley took unnecessary cold medicine -- the kind that knocked me out for a good eight hours. I normally wouldn't condone that type of behavious in myself, but tomorrow would be complicated enough without me being loopy from sleep deprivation on top of everything else. While I waited for the drugs to kick in, I dried my clean hair till it was impeccably straight, and fussed over what I would wear tomorrow. With everything ready for the morning, I finally lay in my bed. I felt hyper; I couldn't stop twitching. I got up and rifled through my shoebox of CDs until I found a collection of Chopin's nocturnes. I put that on very quietly and then lay down again, concentrating on relaxing individual parts of my body. Somewhere in the middle of that exercise, the cold pills took effect, and I gladly sank into unconciousness." 
                                 --- FROM THE BOOK THAT KEEPS ON GIVING 
                                     (Twilight)


There goes Stephenie Meyer, telling the youth of this generation that it's okay to abuse cold medicine if it's just for a one-time use. NICE GOING THAR CHICA! Let the next dilemma be how Bella hasn't eaten for a week because she's too nervouse for her OFFICIAL DATE with Eduardo McCullenz. Her remedy: taking a few hits from a doobie to mellow her out and give her the munchies. To the youth of the world: it's okay to abuse substances; only if you have a date, in which you may get some after, and you're really nervous about it.

I know that most people wouldn't agree to such a thing. Yes, even though it's cold medicine, but that's not the point. The point is that it could have been anything. Also, people really do abuse cold medicine and that is why all the good shit is under lock and key at stores. Well, it's also under lock because people cook meth with it, but that's not the point either. Just wanted to give Stephenie Meyer a congratulatory, "NICE JERB U DID THAR." Morals? What morals? I don't need them because I don't follow them!

Fucking, if Bella needed to sleep she should have read Twilight, oh wait that wouldn't work. Oh well, I suppose she could have a read a journal she wrote because she's sooooooo boring. Then again, with such a boring and normal life as hers I'm sure she wouldn't have been able to write anything. I just love how she skipped right down to the easiest option to solve her problem. Really everyone, that's how you should live life. Don't try other means to solve your problems and go straight to the easiest solution, even though that solution is obviously the wrong one.

Yeah, someone is going to come along (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) and say that I'm going over board with this thing. I admit that maybe I am, but fuck. These aren't messages that should be sent out to an easily influenced audience. I fail to see how this book was able to get published because this is the littlest thing that is flawed with this surprisingly best seller. I truly fear the world I live in today, because this book became a best seller. Future, I hope you never come. Please spare me the pain of having to live along with the stupidity that purchased this book.


Bonus: When Bella mentioned her twitching I was hoping she had overdosed on her cold medicine. My hopes were killed when I realized I was under half way through the book. Upon realizing that I wasn't even half way to the end I began to cry. I knew she wouldn't O.D., because that would have been INTERESTING and it would have created CONFLICT, but I still hoped for it.

FYI, I wouldn't have minded if the book was about drugs and substance abuse among teens, because that shit does happen in real life. But that isn't what the book is about. The only serious issue this book brings up is bad literature. I am convinced that this book only exists to be mocked.

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I'm too lazy to delete the parts that aren't lulzy.
I saw that Pammy came in and I just wanted to be a bitch and diss Twilight in front of her. Gawd forbid you don't think the things she likes are the most amazing pieces of shit that you've ever come by. Sorry Pammy, but Twilight only exists to be mocked. And that is the truth. "'Trufax,' as they would on the internet." -- The Most Popular Book in the Whole World - Chapter 2: "My Life Is Over Now"

My new favorite past time.  )
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WTF BLEACH



I swear, some of this shit HAS to be intentional.


Fraccion peens DO NOT sparkle.
Thought you should know that.


Apologies to Kyoko.
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Enpii informed me that Mudkip had a sister. A sister named Mardkip.
It was then discovered that Isabella Swan's seekrit Pokemanz identity is Mardkip.

How is Isabella Swan Mardkip?

Mardkip is a bipolar-handicapped-schizophrenic-nympho that glitters/sparkles in the sun.




PROOF


 
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I believe that the name of the stadium was lost in translation. It's really the Coolhorn Nest.



I'm also working on drawing the heads of the Fuwa. They're so cute! Can you tell I'm really fucking bored? ;o; 

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Semi-lulzy conversation with a friend that couldn't go to sleep. Times like these are the only moments where you'll speak of the olympics, Twatlight, sacred vagos, a friend's STD ridden vago, sparkly sperm, ponderings of the bodily functions of vampires, and the stripper habits of another friend all in one conversation.

Warning: 90% of the convo is about Twatlight ...
DOES NOT CONTAIN SPOILERS; unless I was psychic in one of my past lives and that soul hasn't completed the boss fight.

Rare cut is rare and only happens once every four years. )
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PM Oh man, fucking RR chat was crazy the other day. I fucking LUL'D into oblivion. 

I mouse'd a pikshur to show you how I felt in the chat that day. 

 
I think it's funny when my attitude about things is always being mistaken as something else that's over 9000 times worse than what my actual attitude is. Seriously, I don't care if people believe in multiple dimensions or reincarnation. Fuck, I don't even care that Scientologist choose to believe Xenu PWN'D the whole galaxy. What bothers me about Scientology is the corruption of their followers. I associate Scientology with that hack job that thinks they're a SPESHUL SNOFLAEK and that will be explained way later. 

What really bothers me about that girl, besides her being nucking futs, is that she's ALWAYS contradicting herself. If anyone points out that there's something wrong with what she said and other people start agreeing that she was wrong she tries to cover it up. She starts to say that wasn't what she meant and that she didn't explain it very well and then the threads get raep'd by walls of text. Oh, and and you better hope that she doesn't disagree with you. If she happens to think you're in the wrong she will twist your words around and add in shit that was never even mentioned. She's just spews so much shit that I can't even keep up with her. I've seen enough crap from her to come to my own conclusions that she's an insane and manipulative bitch. 

In the chat another person and I were trying to have a serious talk about String Theory and we were basically told to STFU, repeatidly. At first I wasn't making fun of the multiple dimensions thing. The only thing I had done earlier was comment that the people posting in that thread obviously watched too much fucking NOVA and saw the special about String Theory called The Elegant Universe. The reason I had brought that up was because String Theory actually proposes the existance of multiple dimensions. It was supposed to be a fun little comment but it was taken the wrong way and I kept getting cock blocked when I wanted to seriously talk about String Theory. 

Everyone in that thread thinks that they're speshul snoflaeks because they have what they believe to be such unique opinions about the world. Basically, they all believe in reincarnation and multiple dimensions. Except one of them believes that your reincarnation doesn't continue in the same plane of existance. Once you die your soul will magically hop over to the next dimension. Then if your soul doesn't have the boss fight and get to complete it's mission it will accumulate into a mass of souls and be carried over to your next life. If you had experienced a certain trauma with your animu soul or any other soul in a past life, your soul will remember that trauma.

Accumulation of souls? Soul trauma? FUCK, I THINK SHE'S THE REINCARNATION OF RON L. HUBBARD! 
From what I gathered from Scientology, all the souls from the people that Xenu had gathered all accumulated together and became a big mass of souls. This happened after the whole galaxy was taken over and crap and all the people Xenu had gathered were forced to sit in a movie theatre. The people gathered in the movie theatre had experienced trauma to their soul by having to watch movies over and over. After they watched the movies they were all gathered around volcanos and blown up. After they all exploded, the souls had all gathered together or some shit. The souls that were all exploded sometimes attach themselves to the living people on this planet. I believe that they call the souls Thetans. Most people go on living without being aware that they have these souls attached to them. Only Scientologist are aware of these souls latching onto themselves. 

Anyway, that's basically how I understood for that $cifag crap to work. It's been a while since I had come across that crap so there may be a lot of mistakes. If you ask any $cifag about it they will flat out deny it. Her mentioning those two things really reminded me about Scientology. I also probably associate her with Scientology becuase they are both things that we could use less of. They're also both fun to mock and they lead others around with lies and twist the words of people that speak out against them! Let's also not forget how much they both love to harass people that can seem to be a threat! I know that Kyoko, Mandy, and Danny (maybe others as well) have been harassed by her. The good thing about this though is that we don't have to pay her to listen to her bullshit. 

One last thing about her whole multiple dimension theory is that animu characters actually do exist within their respective dimensions. She believes that one of the reincarnated souls that she carries is Edward Elric. (I have proof of this, just ask and I will direct you to said proof, but most of my f-list has seen it anway.) In her head, all anime is actually based on real events that have happened. I JUST LOVE HOW SHE DISCREDITS THE CREATORS OF HER BELOVED ANIMU WITH STATEMENTS SHE HAS MADE ABOUT THAT BELIEF.

Her whole belief that she is the reincarnation of multiple animu characters IS NOT HEALTHY IN ANYWAY. Many people were expressing this in the chat and we were basically told to STFD AND STFU and that we don't know what is mentally healthy for a damn 14 year-old. Where the fuck does someone come off telling me I don't know what's normal and not normal? I could be going to college for a degree in psychology for all you know. Let me let you all in on something, that's what I actually plan on doing -- becoming a psychologist. If I don't have even the tinniest bit of clue of what is or isn't mentally healthy for a person of a certain age now, then I'm going to be in some deep shit trying to study psychology. 

I'm starting to actually think that maybe her father abused her. She's obviously had one too many hard blows to the head by her father. She's not crazy at all! Her problem is that she's suffered extensive head trauma! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING -- I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! 
lolololol her "abuse" is a rant for another day =D

OH! AND AT ONE POINT DANNY CAME INTO THE CHAT AND TOLD US THAT WE WERE ALL DOUCHE BAGS! =DDDDDD 

Just for the record, I don't have anything against the mods. I just thought it was very lulzy how we were told that we were not allowed to have opinions. I never planned on going and invading their retarded thread. I don't have the time to disprove them. I feel sorry that Shane even tried to explain physics and how the universe works to them. Shane's efforts just resulted in one of them going, "WELL YEAH, EINSTEIN IS WRONG!" They can keep their fucking beliefs but I'm going make fun of them off-forum when they defy logic. They're choosing to ignore reality and live in their own little narrow-minded cage of beliefs. Yes, it is possible to be narrow-minded and believe in alternative ideas; Scientologist are living proof. Ignoring and not believing how the real world works isn't a healthy thing to do, IMO. 


I just looked at the Mokona picture and realized that Mokona's tail kind of looks like a stick lodged in the ass ... OH WELL! 

Wall of text and rant was due to me not working on the picture of Charlotte today. I actually find that drawing with a mouse is therapeutic. On the day of that chat I had done my fair share of Charlotte drawing so I was a bit more mellow and that's why I didn't post the rant until today. If you guys thought i was pissed off then, you should see how pissed off I can really get. 
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Stolen from [profile] xelmess

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Foobar2000, WinAmp etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. Write the song name (and artist if you want) no matter how silly it sounds
4. Go and get people to do eet ^-^


1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Feuer Frei  - Rammstein 
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

2. How would you describe yourself? 
Hypocondriaque - Calogero 
WTF PERHAPS I AM BUT I WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Vanity and Friendship - Joe Hisaishi (Howl's Moving Castle OST)
HOLY CRAP --- I'M LEARNING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF FROM THIS MEME

4. How do you feel today? 
In the Morning - Junior Boys
SLEEPY? USUALLY I'M  ASLEEP OR HAVEN'T GONE TO SLEEP IN THE MORNING 

5. What is your life's purpose?
Emergence of Silence - Schwarz Stein 
TO TELL GET PEOPLE TO STFU

6. What is your motto? 
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado; Timbaland
I'M NOT CONFIRMING NOR DENYING THAT

7. What do your friends think of you? 
BLAZE - Kinya (Tsubasa Chronicle - Original Soundtrack - Future Soundscape I)
I'M PRETTY SURE THEY DO THINK THAT I DO SOME TYPE OF DRUG

8. What do you think of your parents? 
嘆きの鐘 - MUCC
I NO KNO CHINNY BUT GOOGLE TRANSLATION TELLS ME IT MEANS "BELL OF SIGHING" AND I DON'T KNOW WTF THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN

9. What do you think about very often?
Melodies of Life - Louis Leerink (Final Fantasy IX Piano Collections)
YES, I OFTEN PONDER ABOUT LIFE. I AM A VERY DEEP AND INTELLECTUAL INDIVIDUAL lololololol

10. What is 2 + 2?
Zutto! Zutto! Zutto! - Sakura & Kero-Chan (Cardcaptor Sakura Character Songbook)
ALWAYS! ALWAYS! ALWAYS! I FORGOT I HAD THIS SONG SO CUTE!

11. What do you think of your best friend? 
REDEMPTION - Gackt 
THIS CAN PRETTY MUCH SAID FOR ALL MY FRIENDS. THEY ALL NEED CONTINIOUS REDEMPTION THROUGH MY EYES BECAUSE MY OPINIONS OF THEM ALWAYS SEEM TO FALTER.  NOT FOR MY BFF THOUGH CUZ MAI BFF IZ WINNAR

12.What do you think of the person you like? 
Catch the Wave - Mizoguchi Hajime (Jyu Oh Sei Original Soundtrack)
I'D WANT TO CATCH THEM LIKE A WAVE SO THEY CAN MAKE ME WET AND I COULD RIDE THEM UNTIL THEY CRASH DOWN ON ME

13. What is your life story? 
*insert my name* - Keith Romes 
HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT SONG THAT PERSON WROTE FOR ME. I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT SOMEONE WROTE A SONG FOR ME. THIS MEME IS CREEPY NOW DDDDDDD=

14. What do you want to be when you grow up? 
The Weight of the World - Editors 
TYRANT OF THE WORLD, HELLZ YEAH. I'M IGNORING THE FACT THAT IT COULD ALSO MEAN THAT I AM THE WORLD'S BITCH

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Corroded Cage - Schwarz Sten 
THAT CAGE, I PUT THEM IN IT

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
ショコラ (Sweet Version) - Kaya 
CHOCOLAT, A HINT FOR YOU PEOPLE AS TO WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER THE WEDDING, LIKE DURING THE HONEYMOON

17. What will they play at your funeral? 
Those Who Fight Further - The Black Mages
I DIED IN BATTLE, A MOST HONORABLE DEATH  

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Soramimi Cake - Oranges & Lemons (Azumanga Diaoh Opening)
SINCE THE CAKE IS A LIE, I SUPPOSE THAT MY HOBBY AND INTEREST IS TO LIE. ALTHOUGH, THAT IN ITSELF MAY OR MAY NOT BE A LIE.

19. What is your biggest fear? 
RETURNER ~闇の終焉~ (Instrumental) - Gackt
I FEAR A SONG WITHOUT WORDS?

20. What is your biggest secret?
Adios - Rammstein 
HAH, NICE TRY THAR. GOOD-BYE, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

21. What do you think of your friends? 
Fireseeker - Yuki Kaijura (Tsubasa Chronicle - Original Soundtrack - Future Soundscape III)
SOME OF THEM ARE AREN'T THEY? FUCKERS NEVER LEARN

22. What will you title this post?
Je Sais - Calogero
I KNOW 


I need more music. Why is that whenever I do these all the songs I forgot I had or haven't listened to in year pop up? CAN YOU TELL THAT I LIKE SOUNTRACKS?
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*points to subject title* 
Pretty much speaks for itself doesn't it? 

My curiosity of how the fuck Third would sound lost the battle of waiting for Jyu Oh Sei to come out on DVD. I could have just bought one episode but I ended up buying all 11 episodes. I knew that if I bought one I would end up wanting to buy them all.

I just finished watching the first two episodes. Fuck, if I remembered that Third didn't say shit in the first episode I would have jumped to the second one. I wish I did because Zagi's voice was just fail. I see the voice suiting him after like 6 years or whatever have passed, when he's older. At least young-Zagi is only in the first episode (if I remember correctly) so I don't have to suffer through that bullshit. 

Young-Thor and Rai, I really don't have much comment on their voices. All I know is that one VA did both of their voices. I think there were some parts where the voices could have been switched. Thor just really sounds like too much of a pussy. Fuck, Tiz's voice sounds more masculine than Thor. Although, there's also the fact that Thor hasn't even gone through puberty yet ... It kind of amuses me how females make the little boys' voices in anime. 

ZOMG TIZ! Tiz is fucking win in the dub. She's waaaaaaaaay less annoying than she is in the Japanese version. The dub makes me like Tiz. Forget about Thor, Tiz! You don't need him, I'll marry you! I'll let you have my babies too because I don't want to be a host to a leech. Her personality seems to get by across better in the dub than it did in the original. For now, after seeing two episodes, Tiz is the winnar of the dub. 

Last but not least, Third ... I should have done Third third because he is third ... His voice is way more tolerable than Zagi's voice. The voice isn't really amazing and it's far from bad; it's really in between good and mediocre. My opinion is most likely biased though because I have so much impression left from the Japanese voice, which I absolutely loved. I'm sure I'll grow used to his voice because it really isn't that bad. The only one I have beef with is Zagi, so far. 


Now for some non-voice related things ... 
Maybe I wasn't paying attention well enough, or I didn't snort enough of my crack, but I could have sworn the first episode had translations of the opening and ending theme, while the second episode had romanization of the lyrics. Can we have some consistency here? I really don't feel like going back and checking but I just thought it was weird. Also, where the fuck was the bright one that put the lyrics typeset over the credits? You can't see either of them that way ... unless the goal was to fuck up my eyes. 

Next up is the issue with the sound balance. It was kind of pissing me off on how I had to keep adjusting the volume. It was hard to hear what the hell was being said when there wasn't any background music, this is where I had to increase the volume. Then when the music came on while people were talking I went fucking deaf. That shit got loud and me praying that I didn't wake up anyone. I just want to micro-bitch about it because I don't really have anything to bitch about. I'm pretty sure that this issue may be on my part with my sound settings and my speakers. I have a sub-woofer, a medium size speaker on the floor under the computer desk, and a small (but fucking powerful) speaker on the computer desk. It's funny and freaky to hear voices coming from under the computer desk. On the next episode I'm going to try watching it with the default settings in Windows Media Player. 

Lastly, the purchasing process! This really was the deciding factor here because I was hestitant about buying the episodes since I had thought I had to purchase the episodes through iTunes. I don't have an iTunes account and I don't really plan on ever using iTunes in the near future. I hate my iPod and I hate iTunes, and it just seems like they deliberately make things that should be simple as difficult as possible by adding unnecessary detials. The whole purchasing process went through FUNi, or it seem like it did, and it was really quick and easy to purchase the crap. Quick and easy makes me and my brain happy at 3 in the morning.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FUNIMATION IZ WINNAR
THEY HAVE THE DUB OF JYU OH SEI UP FOR DOWNLOAD NOW!

WILL WE HAVE A DVD RELEASE NEXT WEEK?!

I am so fucking tempted to buy the dubbed episodes now just out of pure fucking curiosity. 

The thing that really bothers me is that we're not getting any news on Jyu Oh Sei before they have these releases. It just seems all too random. Last week they're all OH HAY HUR HAZ SUM SUBZ! A week later and they already have the dubs available? Don't get me wrong, I'm not really complaining but it would be nice to know if this is getting a damn DVD. 

Sure, Jyu Oh Sei isn't as popular as Ouran but there are fans are a few fans out there eagerly awaiting the release. I'm starting to hate Ouran -- I feel like my most anticipated show is getting shit on because of it. This shit ain't chill at all. Next person who mentions Ouran is getting a severe e!bitch-salp to their fugly fangirl face. 


I demand an explanation for this bullshit!

Fucking shit! How the fuck did my favorite character become Barney?! This is a fucking sick joke, if it is one. I'm going to pretend this isn't true. My retaliation is to wait for a DVD release now that way I have the dual audio option. HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?! FUNIMATION IS NO LONGER A WINNAR >O


My music will provide me with booty shakings to shake off the rage.
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I'm a bit amazed and disgusted about how my posts are recently about anime. This is when I think I need to go out and get a fucking life. Then I think about all the crap I haven't blogged about because I get lazy with my blogs. Anyway, this post is more for Kyoko since she wanted to know what I thought about Gurren Lagann. 

I had no clue what the hell Gurren Lagann was about before watching and I still don't really have a clue. I'm very glad that i didn't know it had mechs. If someone had told me beforehand that it did I would not have watched it. I don't know why I like mechs, I just don't. Actually, I don't really like technologically advanced weapons. I think fighting with mechs and guns, or whatever else, is pretty much pussy. I'd rather watched hand-to-hand combat with people getting shanked and shit; nothing like a good ol' stabbing by a piece of pointy, sharpened, steel. 

The things I knew about the show were literally found out minutes before watching. These two awesome cosplayers that I came across EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY. at AX in the shuttle happened to be cosplaying from Gurren Lagann, which I had not known at the time. What I found out today, minutes before watch the show, was that one cosplayer was Yoko and the other was Kamina.  Well, I knew Yoko's name before today because I saw pictures and her name everywhere online but I didn't know she was from Gurren Lagann. Then Kamina, I had never seen shit of him before, except his glasses face but I thought that was a totally different character. Damn, those cosplayers fucking pwned. The guy had henna done for Kamina's tattoos, sure they weren't blue but you have to admire the dedication. I can't quite remember how long he said it took but I know it took well over three hours and it cost him quite a bit too to have that done. The Yoko cosplayer also had that canon/gun thing, fuck me I don't know what the hell it's called. I feel bad for her poor feet from wearing those boots all day. 

I watched to see what all the type was about and for Yoko's mighty fine breasts; mostly for the breasts. I must admit that I'm damn jealous that Simon got to have his face shoved into her cleavage. Fuck that Simon, he keeps scoring with all the win that show; Leeron hit on him! I think Leeron is my favorite character. He's too fab for that fucking show. Leeron is in serious need of his own show about gay magical adventures where he battles evil by winking stars at them. 

Gurren Lagann really has too much silly shit going on for my tastes. The things that are saving it are Yoko's bewbs, Yoko's "thunder thighs" (as dubbed by Kamina), and Leeron. For the sake of my sanity, I hope the show will center more around Simon than Kamina. Kamina is just too loud mouthed, confident, cocky (lulz cock), and etc., basically all that shit I hate. For some reason he kind of reminds me of Ichigo. I think I draw that comparison due to the fact that they both go and run off to do some fuck ass retarded shit before thinking about it, like all the other male leads of most shounen anime/manga.

I like how the mechs aren't like traditional mechs. I also do enjoy the dirty humor I can get out of things. Like when those girls said that if they didn't be careful that Simon would drill them too. That shit had me lawling for a bit. There was also the party where Kamina was mumbling some shit in his sleep and up comes Simon and you see the tip of the drill. I was like woah wtf erection?! Nice dream thar you having Kamina, is that shit painful? That was my reaction before finding out it was a drill. 

Mmm, I'm not really sure what else to say about it. There's definitely more good than bad going on in the show to keep me watching. The things that I do dislike basically only just revolve around Kamina, but fuck him, he's not ruining this for me.


tl;dr I watched for Yoko's bewbs but I stayed for Leeron's fab