Kyoko, our 'friend' who knows the ending to the FMA manga has a valid reason! I'll share that reason in a bit, first you have to sit through a bit of my ranting.
I ended up asking her for the ending of X and an explaination of TRC and its ending aswell. While I was hoping for some wank and a little arguing (cause that's really what the interwebz is all about) everything didn't go as planned. I must have fucked up somewhere while typing out that PM to her. The fails, I has it -- I think. I thought for sure my message to her had some sarcasm that couldn't go undetected. Either this bitch is fucking with me, she's nucking futs, or I failed. Since I'm all types of awesome I have to go with 'she's nucking futs.' Why must she be fucking nuts? I don't like the idea of getting played by a fucking 14 year old bitch and I'm all kinds of awesome so I don't fail.
This was the message that I sent her:
This is taken from one of your replies in the FMA manga thread.
"I've actually heard about how the manga ends before but I'm not spoiling anything."
Since you seem to be able to have some type of powers that allows you to see into the future; can you please tell me the ending of the manga X (X/1999). This manga has been on hiatus for a little more than five years. I'm very eager to know the ending since it currently does not have an ending. Also, can you please explain the manga of Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE. There is really a lot of confusion going on in it at the moment. I'd just like to what's really going on since you are able to see things that don't exist.
How can you read that and NOT think you're beingmade fun of?!
Then she replied with WALL OF TEXT! I was just going to skip over her reply and not read it all since it was really long. I don't even know why the hell I decided to read it. My reasons must have been a combination of lacking a life outside the house and morbid curiosity.
I give you fair warning now; IT CANNOT BE UNREAD!
I'm also nice enough to place it behind a cut. Have fun reading ~
Kyoko, our 'friend' who knows the ending to the FMA manga has a valid reason! I'll share that reason in a bit, first you have to sit through a bit of my ranting.
Here is what you greedy little bastards will be getting for Christmas.
Let's see how smart the lot of you and see if you can correctly guess what present you got. I know, not everyone has a present listed on here from me; I quickly got tired of playing this game, 'Think of a present to get someone who isn't really your friend.' Some of the presents are mean, and I don't care. Don't like it, go cry in your waffles. Some of the presents are inside jokes and you'll know if it's for you if you get the joke, or even understand what the fuck the gift is.
NO. I DID NOT REALLY GET ANYONE ANY OF THIS SHIT. Why?
Because 95% of the people I picked presents for don't deserve shit from me, nor do they deserve the time I had spent thinking of what fake-present to get them.
P.S. Have fun figuring out if I think you're part of that 95%. ^o^
P.S.S. Those who got 'presents' are those that I have/had as contacts on MSN.
THERE WAS THIZ ONES BANDZ WELL LIKE A MILLION OF THEM YEAH AND LIKE
I ONLY KNOWS TWO OF THEM AND SOME CRAZY DUDEZ WITH WEIRD HAIRZ
AND IT WAS AWESOMEZ
AND OTHURZ THOUT SO 2 CUZ TEHY WUZ PUSHIN AND JUMPIN
SUM FOO HAD HIZ FAN AND WUZ WAVING IT
PPL TRIED TO COPY HIM WIT THUR FANZ 2
TAT FOO & BAND WUZ LIKE ALL CONFOOZED
CUZ TEH FOO WUZ WEARING LYKE A DRESS THING HAHA FUNNAY
THEN SUM GUI IN THE BAND PLAED A TRADISHIONUL INSTRUMINT
& I WUZ LYKE OH HELL YESSSSS THEY'RE GOING TRADITIONAL ON OUR ASSES
SO SUM BAND CAME OUT AND THE SINGER WORE RUFFLES
THEN AFTUR SOME GUTAR GUI CAME AND PLAIED TEH GUTAR
BUT HE HAD SOME POSSEE & TEHY WAS DOING DIFFRENTS STUFFZ
& SUM GUIZ CAME 2 OF THEM AND TRIED TO JOCK THE GUTAR FOOS SET & WAIST TYM UP
AFTUR TAT UM PEOPLE IN WYTE CAMED ON
THEN A PURSON IN A WYHTE DREZ LYK A WEDDING OR SUMTHING
& THEN MY FAVORITE BAND CAME
I WUZ LYKS OMFG YAAAAAY
I DUNNO TEH NAME OF THE BAND AND THEY WUZ MY FAV CUZ TEH GUI LICKED HIS INSTRUMINT
SO I SAT ON MEZZIANANAAN ON THE SECUND NITE
AND SOME DOOD ON STAGE WAS LIKE BAREFUT
AND STOOD ON HIS HEAD AND JUMPD OFF HIS TABLE
THEN LYKE THAT FOO SHOVED TEH MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ
& THEN SOME BAND CAME OWT THEN ANUTHER ONE THEN ANUTHER ONE
SO THAT ATHUR ATHUR ONE WUZ LYKE TRYIN TO JOCK TEH FOO WHO SHOVED THE MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ
CUZ TEHY WERE ALL BAREFUTTED 2
THEN I SAWED CLARA AND SHE WUZ LIKE LATZ BITCH MAH RIDE IZ HUR
& I WATED TO BE PICKED UP WITH RALPH'S
Okay you bitches and hoes I am back with part three!
These are seriously becoming harder to rant about, why? Because most of the secrets are the same.
Ex: "I cry myself to sleep everytime I think of you because I can't believe I let what we had go."
"I still love you even though I know you're with someone else."
"I don't think I'm pretty enough for you even though you tell me I'm pretty"
Those ain't real secrets, they're just example shits, but they're so fucking annoying! It's either about love, cutting, being fat, being anorexic, or wanting to be sexed up.
This issue really doesn't really contain any rants ...so if you were looking forward to me calling people I don't know fucktards and bitches it's not really happening. Most of these are secrets from people that desperately need to get laid and are too horny. The others not about needing to getting are secrets that I thought were funny. Intro -out.
WTF ... this isn't a secret! This is a panel from a webcomic! I forgot the name of it, and I lost the link ... but when I remember I'll come back and put it in.
Maybe it will turn into love after you've bedded them.
"At my cousin's wedding tow years ago, as the priest said, 'speak now or forever hold you peace,' I had this urge to scream out, 'no Jon! Don't marry her! Marry me!'
I don't know why. I'm not attracted to him, and up until a few months before the wedding I was convinced that Jon didn't like me."
Good thing you didn't or else you'd have looked like an asshole.
"Sometimes i think I'm crazy because i have a feeling that i am really someone special who will save the world when it's almost too late.
I think I'm meant for something greater than this ... either that or I'm insane."
Everyone feels, or has felt, the same way to a certain extent. People are constantly trying to figure out life's meaning. That's why we have/had all them damned philosophers. But I so totally feel the same way. I feel like I'm the next virgin Mary or something.
GAH! Another stupid one! I'm am going to try and cut this down rant to be sweet and short because I know that if I say all the things I want it'd be chaos. This is sooooo fucking stupid it's not even funny. I think this person should just be happy by the fact that their grandparents have been in their life while they were growing up. Some people don't even have any living grandparents. Just be thankful and shut the fuck up. If you want to blame anyone, blame your parents for waiting so long to have you. Or blame your grandparents for having your parents too late.
I just find the secrets where people wish they were raped, or that something bad had happened to them are really funny. I don't know why, but it's just funny. I don't even want to start thinking of the problems this person must have, so I'm stepping off the train at Humorsville.
"I create absurd situations and fantasies in my head. Now I'm hoping some of them come true. For example, I imagine myself to be in a purely sexual relationship ... except that we both hate each other. Even though I'm a virgin and I've never had a relationship with any guy. And I'm so lonely I wish it were real."
Okay, LMAO ... this is just too funny, yet fucked up. See, I create absurd situations, but I use them for the movies I will make when I become a movie director. But for shit, people need to stop being so damned horny. Go out find a guy who's desperate for some sleep on too. I'm pretty sure any guy would be willing to take up your offer on a purely sexual relationship. It's called "friends with benefits." Then the fact that you're a virgin, that's woah extra brownie points.
Just thought this was kinda funny ...
Ha ha, okay my first thought was, "Woah, them condoms look like nipples for baby bottles." then my other thought was, "Do they really come in that many colors?"
Hmm ... seems like I found someone for the virgin who just wants sex.
"When my brother and I were younger we played house in my neighbors backyard were not even the neighbors could see us. We used a cinderblock as a toilet & never cleaned it up."
OMG! HA HA NOW THAT IS A SECRET! I mean come on! Little kids shitting in their neighbor's yard. That's funny! If I did that I know for shit I would not even tell anyone about that. But I supposed it'd be fun if it was just me an my brother and we're like drinking or something and be like, "Hey, remember the days when we'd shit in that cinder block?" I don't blame you for not cleaning it up. I wouldn't have cleaned it up either. They neighbors probably thought it was a stray dog or something. But man, this is a great secret. Ha ha cinder block ... ha ha
The end of Secrets Part III ... Will there be a part IV? *eerie music plays*
I believe the title pretty much explains itself.
That is the most stanking pile of crap I have ever smelled. Usually when you put "I'd rather ..." YOU MAKE A FOKING COMPARISION! So what? You'd rather sleep with a guy who ain't packing as opposed to? You mustn't be THAT terrified of having sex if you thought out the whole situation and figured out you're going to be sleeping with an Asian guy.
Too bad you didn't, or else I wouldn't have read your shit. If people don't like you then there is something wrong with YOU. People who want everyone to like them change themselves so that people will like them. If you don't feel like "conforming" don't complain about how no one likes you! If you're going to be a bitch, grow some balls and accept the consequences that comes with being a bitch. After I write all this I AM NOT going to go in the corner of my room and start cutting my wrist just because some people will think I'm a bitch. I am fully aware of what I am typing and how I'm coming off AND I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK AS TO WHAT THE HELL THESE PEOPLE THINK THAT ARE READING THIS! Basically this is for MY entertainment because I don't feel like completing any of the work that needs to be done. Another reason why I wrote this is because that foking hor Shorty likes to stalkerz on mah LJ.
"I tell myself I'm not worth anything or anyone and I believe myself. I think I'm fat. I don't believe anyone when they tell me they love me. I'm VERY insecure. I fantasize about my friends in sexual ways. My boyfriend and my friends think I live a happy and normal life when in reality I want to pull my hair out and cry like a baby. I don't to move away and grow up but I don't want to stay here ..."
Something new ... this person HAS a boyfriend and they're still emoing ... I'm somewhat confused ... Well, if they have to fantasize about their friends in sexual ways their boyfriend is probably just not boning them. The reason why they're not getting boned? Because they are fat (fyi I ain't calling this person fat because they said so themselves that they think they are fat). You don't need a boyfriend to go have sex. Go stand on the corner of a street in a short skirt, a revealing shirt, five inch heels, with ten coats of mascara, blue eye shadow, and red lipstick on your face.
I do too. I'm practicing for when I become famous so I can tell anecdotes about my life in interviews.
... I cannot stress on how much people are so stupid ... First off, this person is stupid for even touching heroin. Heroin is highly addictive and a no-no drug. Second, this person is likely to complain about bad things happening to them because they are a heroin addict. Third, this person will only recognize that they are an addict but will never go on to the next step. This is most likely the type of person who blames all of life's problems on their addiction. Like why they don't have a job. Ever hear of Equal Opportunities bitch? The reason why you can't keep a job is yourself. Don't blame heroin. You chose to do it and you became addicted. IT'S ALL ON YOU.
I hope it's love as in care for and not love as in lust ...
This made me laugh XP
I'm surprised that I got the second one out so soon. This is actually kind of fun ... I seriously LOVE to bitch. To bitch about how stupid people are that is. But for shit, I like to bitch about how much things piss me off. It's really fun and good way to vent. I supposed it's a form of relieving stress. So I thank these people for writing such stupid crap so that I can bitch about how stupid they are. Not all of the secrets I choose to put on here make me bitch. Most of the ones where I don't bitch made me laugh. Stay tuned for issue three!
I was lucky enough AND unfortunate enough to find secrets from anonymous people.
Some of these secrets are really funny, but like with every thing good there is bad. So that means ... THAT SOME OF THESE ARE THE MOST FOKING STUPIDEST THINGS THAT I HAVE EVER READ! Okay, all of these secrets are text on a picture ... and some dipshits put hard to read text ... therefore I will type out most of these instead of linking pictures ... I'm pretty sure this subject will span for a couple of days ...
So without further adieu ... on with the secreting ...
This one made me laugh.
"I have an imaginary boyfriend.
He's like my guardian angel. He talks to me when I'm lonely ... and can always make me smile when I'm sad. He's my best friend in the whole world ... and so much more. He's perfect in every way. I am so in love with him. I don't want anyone else in the whole world. If only he was real ... I've convinced myself that we'll meet someday, because we're meant to be together. No one else knows about him ...
The worst part is ... I'm turning 21 next month."
... You know ... I have TOO much to say about this ... I'm not even going to start with how stupid this sounds ... just GAH PEOPLE ARE SO FOKING STUPID! Now I hope some of you dipshit mother fuckers understand why
some MOST people piss me the FUCK OFF GAH! NEXT FUCKING SECRET! Dicks man ... just complete fucking dicks ... (btw ... cussing is my way of venting it really does wonders try it some time)
I just LOVE this one!
"Every time I masturbate, I feel a pain I can't describe.
Is it pleasure from an orgasm?
Or guilt from a sin?"
You're probably just doing it wrong ...
That's no secret. That's a fan-syndrome.
"Sometimess ... I WISH that I had some fatal disease ...
Just so I could see who CARES."
Everyone likes you when you're gonna die. You know why? CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE! I'm pretty sure they'll forget about you in a few years after you've died. But if you died, you wouldn't be able to see who cares. If you want attention, go run down the street naked. Better yet, go try committing suicide, be hospitalized from blood loss. Oooor go become anorexic or bulimic, get all malnourished and be hospitalized. Go for Anorexia or bulimia, cause I'm pretty sure the reason people don't care about you is because you're 20 pounds over weight (this is total sarcasm for you dipshits that wouldn't know sarcasm even if it came up and pissed right into your cereal in front of your face). At least with a suicide attempt or an eating disorder you'd be alive to see who cares.
"I'm scared I will lose my twin sister when we die. We have agreed to die together. But I don't think that we will be able to stay with each other afterwards."
Sister complex? Are you a devil worshipper or something? The other way around?
This is the type of person that pisses me off ... worry about your problems at hand instead of worrying and emoing about the oh so ever mysterious future that you will have. You may die tomorrow and you spent all of yesterday emoing about you and your sister not being together after death. Way to go dick-fuck.
Ha ha, that picture with that secret ... just priceless man.
If this is a picture of a girl ... it looks like a guy due to the shadowing
yayness for pseudo-wang ... maybe pseudo ... o.O
"PIERCINGS ARE MY LIFE. If you don't have them I wont even look at you."
I guess you won't be looking at me in public then ...
if you get my drift ...
"My boyfriend of two years lives five states away and we've never met."
This is another one of the things where I have SO MUCH I want to say ... but I can't because I don't even want to waste my time getting into it ...
Okay ... I think that's enough for the first installment ...