KOALA CAN HAZ COMPUTER

[mokona]

Sunday night I woke my mom's drunk ass up so we could go get my computer becuase the old computer was pissing me off. Since it looks like I'm going to be living up here for a while I really needed my computer. That old shit wasn't flying with me.

Trip through the time machine is go.

The Dark Age was dreary and dismal.


The future looks brighter and hopeful.


 

Oh yeah, I stole more than my computer. I stole my brother's super woofer and I stole the speakers from my mom's stereo. And look at that, I can now charge my iPod. I get to listen to all my wonderful music now on my computer. All is right with the world.

Listening to music was completely impossible on the other computer. One of the main reasons being that there was no audio hardware found on it. WTF. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO IT?! How could the last person who "fixed" the computer NOT notice that there was audio hardware missing? Let's also not forget that all my music would probably crash the computer because it does not have enough memory to store it all. 

I'm not even going to get into the rest of the fucking fail shit with that other computer. The only thing that matters is that I nowhave my computer.


If you're wondering what the mass of cords under desk is, I'm wondering the same thing too. Shit.