KOALA HAS SOLVED A MYSTERY!
OH HAY GUIZE.
FEI WONG REED RESURRECTED JESUS WITH THE HELP OF SYAORAN'S MULTI-DIMENSIONAL FUCK-UP.
EVERYONE THOUGHT FWR WAS A BAD GUY. HE'S TOTALLY FUCKING GOOD. HE BROUGHT JESUS BACK TO LIFE.
PRAISE BE TO YEVON JESUS!