KOALA LEARNS HOSPITALS SMELL REALLY BAD

So yeaaah ... yesterday was really ... uhh something

I was supposed to go to school to turn in my last unit of math. Then my grandma says that I have to walk home, so she told my brother to go to school too. My brother was all WTF and he didn't want to go. Then he was asking her why he had to go too. My grandma told him so that he can walk home with me, she didn't want me walking that far by myself.

I was woah confused and asked why she couldn't pick us up, and she says because she has to go to the hospital. Now hold up, wtf I thought I was going too! So then she was all telling me how I didn't tell her that I was going with her and she didn't know I was going with her. Which I told her like five times before she went to bed that I would go with her. I ended up not going to school. I was really happy about that, even though I woke up at 5 am I still wasn't able to finish all my work within three hours.

We go to the hospital, I know hospitals smell and all ... but this one just fucking reeked! My grandpa was scheduled to have surgery at one. One o'clock comes by ... nothing. My mom comes and we're waiting and waiting. Then my grandma kept saying the whole time while we were waiting that she wanted to eat the cereal she brought along. My mom was all wtf eat it then. Grandma says something about once she pours the milk in that the people will come. So my grandma finally decides to have her cereal. She opens the milk and waits. Guess what! The people come! Whoo~

Grandpa goes into surgery around 3 and my grandma was told that this surgery lasts around 3-5 hours. My mom was all bored so there's the church of Scientology across the street. So we dared each other to go to the church ... but my mom tries to some church thing called Self-Realization Fellowship and she's all thinking it's the Scientology place. I'm like dood this isn't the right place and we're standing outside and she's all telling me to be quiet. I point to the sign above us and then tell her the Scientology is the one next door.

While we're walking to Scientology place I'm all joking to my mom about how the Self-Realization Fellowship is a cult and whatever. Behind the Self-Realization place there were houses that had the same design style as the buildings of that church thingamabob. One of the houses has it's gate open and I tell my mom, "That open gate is a test. It's really a cult and they're making sure that no one strays from their faith. If they try to leave they failed the test. Then they get stranded in some undeveloped country." Then my mom doesn't start walking towards the entrance of the Scientology place so we just walk past it, but it looks like they have apartments or something ... So of course, I have to talk shit again, "That's where they keep their cult members. They pay rent too." My mom asks me how much do they pay and I tell her $35,000 a month and they don't go to hell.

In the end we just walked right past by the Scientology place while making more jokes about it. We continue our little walking tour and we found this really cute store. Seriously, I am sooo going back there. Then like near the store was a tattoo parlor, of course my mom had to stop here. At the tattoo parlor we were looking at the designs and work the guy did. I guess the guy had tatted up some famous people too, he has these pictures of them and they have autographs saying shit about thank you and blah blah. I have a feeling that's the next place my mom is going for her next tattoo.
*FYI: My mom is not all tatted up, she just has an ankh on the back of her neck.

Then we return back and then my mom realizes she has double medical coverage. Basically she can go to any Kaiser hospital and not pay anything. Her foot has some shit I dunno how to type. Has to do with some messed up tendon. Her original doctor had never taken an x-ray and it's been like three months since whatever and it still hurts her. She gets an x-ray, they don't see any fracture so it's just whatever the original doctor said it was. After that it's more waiting!

We waaiit and waiiit then we're kicked out of this one room at 8 o'clock, so everyone has to go wait in the main hospital lobby. The lobby is noisy and my mom is all getting pissed so we decide to go to some place to eat. We come back then my grandma has disappeared! OMG Naw, not really, she went to the waiting room in the cardiac department. Around 9:45 the main doctor that performed the surgery and he explains what he did. It's like okay wtf, what's the point of explaining this stuff? First off we only understand about 40% of the words you used that had more than 7 letters. Not only that, but we don't understand the context in which you've used them in.

Then we had to wait a bit more to finally see my grandpa. An hour later we able to see him, 10:45. I totally did not get the point in seeing him. He was hooked up to all this stuff because he just got out of surgery. He had some machine breathing for him and had blood being pumped into him. I totally do not understand this ... I don't think I ever will. I would have just visited whoever it is before the surgery, maybe wait to see how the surgery went, then go home and come back when they person finally wakes up.

My grandma asks how long it will take and they say that he'll probably wake up at 6 - 9 am. I ask when we're going home and seems my grandma plans on waiting until he wakes up. You're only allowed two people at a time visiting once per hour for five minutes. I really did not see the point at all in that. This point I'm tired and I want to sleep in my own bed. So I had to like beg my mom to take me home and switch my spot out with my brother.

I planned on going to sleep when I came home but my mom was tired so she slept in my bed so I had to stay up even longer. As I type this I've been up for a whole day, seriously ... and in the past 48 hours I've only slept for 3-4 hours ... I'm not bitching right here, cause I'm seriously not really tired anymore. But It's just really interesting. My brother should be at the hospital right now and my mom should be getting ready for work. My grandma's dedication to my grandpa really just surprised me. I know that if I were her I would have gone home. That's my interesting day the end~


Hospitals smell bad T__T