KOALA BRINGS TO YOU HAIR EXTENSIONS
Mar. 24th, 2008 07:14 pmYesterday was Easter, aka Zombie Jesus Day, and on that glorious day I watched Exte: Hair Extensions/Ekusute. Since I'm fucking lazy I'm just going to refer to it as Ekusute. Yes, I'm aware that simply typing Exte is shorter but it looks retarded. I could also just copy/paste Exte: Hair Extensions but by the time my fingers remember where the alt key is it would have been faster to just type Ekusute.
After seeing Suicide Club I've taken an interest in Sion Sono's films. My interest hasn't become an obsession where I'm like OMG MUST SEE ALL HIS MOVIES! I'm just going to watch what I can get information on, Wikipedia is a pal.
When I first read what Ekusute was about I laughed. I mean seriously, some dead girl has a grudge and her hair attacks the people that have her hair, massive lulz. What's the hair going to do to you? Clog your drains and cause water damage to your home. Then when you find out your insurance doesn't cover water damage you go and off yourself by hanging yourself with your lovely new hair extensions. Sounds like a plan to me! That would have been really awesome if that did happen in the film though ... I think I shall offer this story as the main plot in the American remake entitled HairyxDayz. No, HairyxDayz isn't a typo, it will make the film look moar mysterious and horrifying; at most the title will frighten grammar Nazis.
Ekusute is basically the love child of The Grudge and The Eye, or something to that extent. The hair, transplant, goes batshit and the murdered person holds a grudge. Sounds like happy happy joy joy time, yes? Extra bonus, crazed trichophile mortician; it's a movie for the whole family to watch!
After seeing Suicide Club I've taken an interest in Sion Sono's films. My interest hasn't become an obsession where I'm like OMG MUST SEE ALL HIS MOVIES! I'm just going to watch what I can get information on, Wikipedia is a pal.
When I first read what Ekusute was about I laughed. I mean seriously, some dead girl has a grudge and her hair attacks the people that have her hair, massive lulz. What's the hair going to do to you? Clog your drains and cause water damage to your home. Then when you find out your insurance doesn't cover water damage you go and off yourself by hanging yourself with your lovely new hair extensions. Sounds like a plan to me! That would have been really awesome if that did happen in the film though ... I think I shall offer this story as the main plot in the American remake entitled HairyxDayz. No, HairyxDayz isn't a typo, it will make the film look moar mysterious and horrifying; at most the title will frighten grammar Nazis.
Ekusute is basically the love child of The Grudge and The Eye, or something to that extent. The hair, transplant, goes batshit and the murdered person holds a grudge. Sounds like happy happy joy joy time, yes? Extra bonus, crazed trichophile mortician; it's a movie for the whole family to watch!