KOALA'S THOUGHTS ON GURREN LAGANN

I'm a bit amazed and disgusted about how my posts are recently about anime. This is when I think I need to go out and get a fucking life. Then I think about all the crap I haven't blogged about because I get lazy with my blogs. Anyway, this post is more for Kyoko since she wanted to know what I thought about Gurren Lagann. 

I had no clue what the hell Gurren Lagann was about before watching and I still don't really have a clue. I'm very glad that i didn't know it had mechs. If someone had told me beforehand that it did I would not have watched it. I don't know why I like mechs, I just don't. Actually, I don't really like technologically advanced weapons. I think fighting with mechs and guns, or whatever else, is pretty much pussy. I'd rather watched hand-to-hand combat with people getting shanked and shit; nothing like a good ol' stabbing by a piece of pointy, sharpened, steel. 

The things I knew about the show were literally found out minutes before watching. These two awesome cosplayers that I came across EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY. at AX in the shuttle happened to be cosplaying from Gurren Lagann, which I had not known at the time. What I found out today, minutes before watch the show, was that one cosplayer was Yoko and the other was Kamina.  Well, I knew Yoko's name before today because I saw pictures and her name everywhere online but I didn't know she was from Gurren Lagann. Then Kamina, I had never seen shit of him before, except his glasses face but I thought that was a totally different character. Damn, those cosplayers fucking pwned. The guy had henna done for Kamina's tattoos, sure they weren't blue but you have to admire the dedication. I can't quite remember how long he said it took but I know it took well over three hours and it cost him quite a bit too to have that done. The Yoko cosplayer also had that canon/gun thing, fuck me I don't know what the hell it's called. I feel bad for her poor feet from wearing those boots all day. 

I watched to see what all the type was about and for Yoko's mighty fine breasts; mostly for the breasts. I must admit that I'm damn jealous that Simon got to have his face shoved into her cleavage. Fuck that Simon, he keeps scoring with all the win that show; Leeron hit on him! I think Leeron is my favorite character. He's too fab for that fucking show. Leeron is in serious need of his own show about gay magical adventures where he battles evil by winking stars at them. 

Gurren Lagann really has too much silly shit going on for my tastes. The things that are saving it are Yoko's bewbs, Yoko's "thunder thighs" (as dubbed by Kamina), and Leeron. For the sake of my sanity, I hope the show will center more around Simon than Kamina. Kamina is just too loud mouthed, confident, cocky (lulz cock), and etc., basically all that shit I hate. For some reason he kind of reminds me of Ichigo. I think I draw that comparison due to the fact that they both go and run off to do some fuck ass retarded shit before thinking about it, like all the other male leads of most shounen anime/manga.

I like how the mechs aren't like traditional mechs. I also do enjoy the dirty humor I can get out of things. Like when those girls said that if they didn't be careful that Simon would drill them too. That shit had me lawling for a bit. There was also the party where Kamina was mumbling some shit in his sleep and up comes Simon and you see the tip of the drill. I was like woah wtf erection?! Nice dream thar you having Kamina, is that shit painful? That was my reaction before finding out it was a drill. 

Mmm, I'm not really sure what else to say about it. There's definitely more good than bad going on in the show to keep me watching. The things that I do dislike basically only just revolve around Kamina, but fuck him, he's not ruining this for me.


tl;dr I watched for Yoko's bewbs but I stayed for Leeron's fab