KOALA IS PLANNING FOR TWILIGHTING

Oh hay dere u guiz!
As many of you know, I'll be hosting a grand event for Twilighting.

What: Mock role-play in Twilight inspired fashion
Why: FOR THE LULZ!
Where: mai el-jay
Who: The Cool Kids
How: In the comments

If you've never read Twilight, I've got you covered.
If you have never role-played, don't worry, it's supposed to be bad.

Now, I need ideas of scenarios and shit and if any of you want to role-play actual characters you should make your claim right now. If you can't play nice we're going to go grade-school up in here and I'll assign you bitches roles. It would also be chill if you guys can suggest a day for this to go down.

I'm too lazy to list characters so here's Wikipedia to help you.
Remember, you don't have to be those characters cause I don't care but it may be funny if some of you were.

Drop a comment to let me know if you're interested, who you'd like to be (or not be), and what would be a good day for you.