KOALA PRESENTS FOR YOU

[mokona]

Here is what you greedy little bastards will be getting for Christmas.
Let's see how smart the lot of you and see if you can correctly guess what present you got. I know, not everyone has a present listed on here from me; I quickly got tired of playing this game, 'Think of a present to get someone who isn't really your friend.' Some of the presents are mean, and I don't care. Don't like it, go cry in your waffles. Some of the presents are inside jokes and you'll know if it's for you if you get the joke, or even understand what the fuck the gift is. 

NO. I DID NOT REALLY GET ANYONE ANY OF THIS SHIT. Why? 
Because 95% of the people I picked presents for don't deserve shit from me, nor do they deserve the time I had spent thinking of what fake-present to get them. 

P.S. Have fun figuring out if I think you're part of that 95%.  ^o^ 

P.S.S. Those who got 'presents' are those that I have/had as contacts on MSN.

For you to properly learn ... See! I'm not cheap like you! I'd fork out some extra cash to get you the 8-disc deluxe set!
You need to relax. I've always told you that you'd get a stomach ulcer before you turn 25 ...
Haha! You're smart enough to figure this out. It's all in a name.
Life-time supply of ...  already cooked for you!  I wonder if you've even had this before ... o.O
Shopping spree along the ... You have to bring me with you though! I'll be your guide and show you where the Louis Vuitton store is!
You need something ... but I'm not sure if this would work at all. You're fun but some times you're a bit depressing.
You blow EVERY single fucking thing out of proportion. Get back to reality and stop caring too much about shit that has NOTHING to do with you. >O
To go with your collection of other fabulous gifts that I had gotten you.  I had also though about a rhinoplasty to match your impression.
You ask for items that are ...
...   My eyes ... they bleeeeeeed ... Shorty! Come fix my eyes! T__T
Have tea with your friends.
I give to you some of the finest ...  Torracs!
Nepeta ...  lawls
You have two!
For you to relive and cherish ... Things will get better!
For you to be able to attend ...
... Seishirou and Fuuma are in there ... somewhere ...
For the rest of you who did not get a specific gift.