KOALA IS BEYOND FUCKING SCARED

[mokona]

Kyoko, our 'friend' who knows the ending to the FMA manga has a valid reason! I'll share that reason in a bit, first you have to sit through a bit of my ranting.

I ended up asking her for the ending of X and an explaination of TRC and its ending aswell. While I was hoping for some wank and a little arguing (cause that's really what the interwebz is all about) everything didn't go as planned. I must have fucked up somewhere while typing out that PM to her. The fails, I has it -- I think. I thought for sure my message to her had some sarcasm that couldn't go undetected. Either this bitch is fucking with me, she's nucking futs, or I failed. Since I'm all types of awesome I have to go with 'she's nucking futs.' Why must she be fucking nuts? I don't like the idea of getting played by a fucking 14 year old bitch and I'm all kinds of awesome so I don't fail.

This was the message that I sent her:
This is taken from one of your replies in the FMA manga thread.

"I've actually heard about how the manga ends before but I'm not spoiling anything."

Since you seem to be able to have some type of powers that allows you to see into the future; can you please tell me the ending of the manga X (X/1999). This manga has been on hiatus for a little more than five years. I'm very eager to know the ending since it currently does not have an ending. Also, can you please explain the manga of Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE. There is really a lot of confusion going on in it at the moment. I'd just like to what's really going on since you are able to see things that don't exist.

How can you read that and NOT think you're beingmade fun of?!
Then she replied with WALL OF TEXT! I was just going to skip over her reply and not read it all since it was really long. I don't even know why the hell I decided to read it. My reasons must have been a combination of lacking a life outside the house and morbid curiosity.

I give you fair warning now; IT CANNOT BE UNREAD!
I'm also nice enough to place it behind a cut. Have fun reading ~

 

Wow...how did you know I could do that? I was trying to cover it up.lol Guess I didn't do a good job. Well, first off, I'm not psychic. I just started having odd dreams about a teenage blonde haired boy. I didn't know who I was. I had about 5 dreams in a row about this kid. I eventually had a dream about the FMA movie, and I was in it. Still didn't know who I was I had never seen FMA or heard about it in anyway.. but I thought " If this is a dream ,if I die I should wake up." So I ran that car into the tree. Sadly, enough though I woke up after crashing. I thought " Nuts, I still can't wake up." I kept trying to die at the beginning of my dream. Eventually, I realized it wasn't just a dream... I was in some sort of alternate universe. I mean everything was so real... I met people and established relationships with each one. Noa [remember her?] she was a good friend of mine. I really did promise to try to bring her back to my world. Didn't know how though..lol. So I went through the whole movie in my dream. I was Ed obviously. The saddest part was when Al told me to remember him. He said he wasn't a part of my dreams and he was real and made mistakes. I was shocked... I thought " So this is real?" I mean, heck imagine someone in your dreams telling you they were real?! Also, there was an odd feeling in my dream, I felt no emotional pain. I'm guessing it's cause I was in Shamballa technically"lost heaven". So if it was like a heaven then that's why I felt no pain. It was weird. I woke up after I said to Al we were going to destroy the uranium bomb.

I thought "wow, what a weird dream." Then a couple of weeks later I watched FMA at my friend's house. I didn't recognize it till I watched the movie. I started singing the gypsy song. My friend's eyes bugged out, she said " Have you seen this before?" I said "No, I just dreamed it." My friend was shocked and I told her the whole story. Not to long after I dream of the FMA manga for some weird reason. I met two people named Ling and Mai. Keep in kind I didn't read the FMA manga at all. I didn't even know those two existed. I ask my friend I said " Is there two characters named Ling and Mai in the FMA manga? And is the guy a prince?Also, is Mai his sister?" She looked at me really scared.lol I knew both of those people... yet I never read the book, but I still knew their personality's almost as if I had met them once upon a time.

I thought this was really odd. So my friend and I started to do some discovering in my family's past. Funny thing is, my dad has no past. No relatives or anything. He did speak of some girl he should've never dated though.. and he wouldn't reveal her name to me. Remember Hoenhime and Dante? Well, I think it was Dante. Also my dad was in the military for several years. He worked on planes... sound familiar?lol So, I kept realizing how similar my life was to eds. I believe I am Ed actually. I know it sounds crazy... but there are to many leads and are there any other logical explanations?

BTW, about the manga ending. Well I dreamed that to. I'm not sure if I should tell you though... cause it scares me to, I mean if the ending is the way I have seen it then with out a doubt I am Ed. I'm scared myself... I mean... I am a Christian so I am not involved with demonic things. Yet, it's so strange all of these things are proving I am Ed. and I have so much De ja Vu, it's weird. Any who I don't know if I should tell you the ending of the manga.. but I will leave you with a clue. The ending is sort of like the Bible's ending there is a big battle... the battle of Armageddon. A battle between the army of the Humunculi and the Fullmetal world. That is the promised day.

That is all I can tell you for now.For now we have to wait till the manga ending actually comes out and if I'm right then we will both know I'm Ed. Any who, sorry for the huge email but I couldn't sum up my emotions in small words. Please don't think I'm weird either, cause I'm not. ^^ BTW I don't know about the ending of Tsubasa. If I was Fai maybe I would.. but I'm only Ed. So I know what Ed does, nothing more.

-Edwardsanthemighty^^

THERE YOU HAVE IT KYOKO -- SHE'S A FUCKING OTAKIN

Notice how she completely ignored the part about X. Sad thing is, she probably only knows the character Fai because of Vic. She'd have to be FWR to explain all this bullshit in TRC to us. I use the term 'bullshit' in a loving way. I really do like going WTF and having mind-breakage every other chapter.

I don't know how to reply back to that. I'm thinking of maybe just telling her 'drugz iz bad lulz' or some shit like that. I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! I've never had to deal with an Otakukin before! TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOOOO!

Comments

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

....first of all I must say I'm glad I put this as an Icon... because that's the only way to clearly show my expression to her post....

secondly, HOLY SHIT! *jaw drops* She IS insane!!! This girl needs some kind of white walled hospital NOW!

T___T I'm scared... I never thought I'd be scared of a sickly 14 year old... but I am.... You DON'T reply to that, that's what you do... you just consider that a "koo-koo" moment, delete the PM (or keep it for later lulz, your choice) and move on....

Actually... I believe she's lying out the ass... Why? Because the last chapter of FMA pretty much stated that the next part is gonna be the start of an armageddon final battle of the homunculi vs the good guys.... She's telling you stuff everyone already knows but is keeping her "prediction" to herself because she DOESN'T know what will happen.

Now, I'm not gonna deny deja vu moments, because I've had those before. And I'm not gonna deny fun anime coincidences, because My life seems to have alot of fun coincidences with the Black Cat anime/manga (I have a calico named Seya, my nickname's Kyoko, The badge I got from last year's Otakon was from Black Cat, etc...) But what she's talking about is straight Jacket material.....

Yes... If Vic gets tamaki I'm DEFINATELY quitting the rangers...

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

I'm scared ;o; My fear, I cannot express it ...

I hope he doesn't fucking get the part as Tamaki.

I couldn't find the videos where he's being an asshat. I can only sit through so many panel videos of him, and that was three. D=

HOLY FUCK WHY'D I DO IT! I was looking at some videos with clips of the English Tsubasa Chronicle dub ... IT IS LIKE EPIC FAIL! WWWRRRRYYY

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

She's messed up in the head....

I PRAY he doesn't get Tamaki.... and we're not gonna find out who Nekozawa is from the little FUNi news letters (an ouran group has identified the people they will be announcing) so I gotta wait 4 weeks b4 I have my heart attack.....

That sucks... I didn't save them in my videos of him.... I guess I'll have to look.

I TOLD YOU!!! And the sad thing was that originally, I thought he'd do a good job as fai!!!

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

D= I'll never understand Otakukin ... They made me laugh though when Answerman put that one person in 'Flake of the Week.' XD

Foo, I'm going to AX, if you would like I could to that panel and like TXT you the results or something so you wouldn't have to wait longer. =D

I never wanted him as Fai because there were already enough animeonly!brats as it was. Then I didn't want the wank of Vic's anti-gay crusades either. Also, what gives him the right to bitch over THE OFFICIAL SPELLING of FAY?! I ranted about TRC before.

"Fai's official spelling of his name is Fay ... srsly ppl ... GAY -- FAY CLAMP so wanted to fucking name him GAY but there was no reason to since he's just too uberly gay for his name to be Gay. Naming him Gay would create too much gay and that would cancel out his gayness. Realizing this they opted for naming Fay because F and G are buddies on the keyboard."

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

They are an enigma indeed... and my mom says I'M too obsessed with anime...

:O I'll SO PM you my cell # in the rangers!!!!

I thought he'd be good as the voice, which is all I cared about, really. I didn't expect him and the director to screw that up too... It just sucked all the way around... I begged the anime gods to forgive me.

XDDDDD also, Fay is a girl's name... (like, oh, I dont know.. Fay Valentine?) while Fai is not....

OMG I found an AWESOME kick ass manga you should read!!!

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Haha, now I have to attend that panel. =D
I hope it's not an INDUSTRY ONLY panel. Time to dig up some information on it.

KUUUUURGGGYYYYYY U NO LIEK?

Her name is Faye though! But yeah, I like Fai more than Fay, but whatever. I think I can accept it more cause it's like IT'S NOT REALLY HIS NAME! XD
I just don't like him bitching about the spelling though. He went off talking about the creators and blahblah people perverting the works of whatever with blahblah, HYPOCRITE! We all know that CLAMP'S WORD IS LAW anyway.

plz to be sharing kick ass manga! =D

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

Ugh... the nicknames.... WHY THE NICKNAMES?!?! He had a whole selection of nicknames to choose from!!! But he goes with Kurgy and Kuro-Poo?! The hell?!?!?

I'm just tired with the whole thing... and it's going to start up again if he gets Tamaki... it wont be the SAME, but it will be similar....

hahaha....*sweatdrop* I knew that....

It's called Until Death Do Us Part, and you can read the scanlation here:

http://www.onemanga.com/Until_Death_Do_Us_Part/

allright well I gotta get up early tomorrow for church so I'm probably gonna be heading off soon... TTYL!!

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

I swore I heard him say Kurgy-poo ... D=

I hate Onemanga summaries ... it kind of reminds me of Night Head Genesis LOL XD

Has fun! Nighty ~

wow

[normalmar.livejournal.com]

No fair. My dad was in the military and worked on planes. =( Where's my stupid weaboo psychic powers? I feel gipped.


Also " there is a big battle... A battle between the army of the Humunculi and the Fullmetal world. That is the promised day."

Holy Flip! No shet sherlock? Next thing you'll be telling me that the good guys win.

Re: wow

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

GOOD GUYS WIN?!?!
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS START HAPPENING?!
I COULD HAVE FUCKING SWORE THAT HITLER PWN'D EVERYONE'S ASS IN WWII LIEK AINT HE DA PRESIDENT OF GERMANY

[glitteralchemy.livejournal.com]

Oooh man, I'm sure that EPIC post of yours in her prayer thread is really sticking in her craw!! That was well played, worth adversary.

XDDD

[glitteralchemy.livejournal.com]

Make that "worthy" adversary. ^_^;;;;

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Dewd, like I said, I have like a month's worth of rants now between those two topics. I'll do it when I get in a rant mood.

As odd as it sounds, I find that drawing Charlotte with my mouse to be very therapeutic so I'm all chill and mellow. =D

[brittany-dvorak.livejournal.com]

she needs find a psychiatrist.....or another cop.

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HEALTHY FOR A 14 YEAR-OLD! JUST LET HER HAVE FUN!