Tsubasa -RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE-
Tsubasa time! I srsly thought you were shit when I first read you. Your first volume intrigued me then I read the second and third volumes and I was already tired of you. The anime convinced me to read the manga during the Outo Arc in the first season.
I still don't really understand why the manga fans bitch about the anime. It wasn't that bad, until it reached half-way into the second season. That second season had a lot of retarded shit in it. The Shura Arc and the Doodler Mokona episodes were the only episodes worth watching in the second season.
The Piffle Arc was stupid, both in the anime and manga. It was painful to watch and to read. I don't really know why I didn't like the Piffle Arc ... for some reason it just seemed really slow and it just dragged on and on and on. Seriously, how long does a fucking race have to last? The only thing Piffle was good for was showing cute little aviator Mokona and Fai saying they were a family.
At least the length of the race wasn't as stupid as the length of the bus ride episodes. Do we really need more than one episode about them riding on a fucking bus? As fucking retarded as that was it did not even come close to one-tenth of the fucktardedness of THE EPIC FAI AND CHII DATE EPISODE. The only reason this episode existed was to show that Fai is not gay (on NHK). Well, try to prove that he's not gay which isn't true. Fai's official spelling of his name is Fay ... srsly ppl ... GAY -- FAY CLAMP so wanted to fucking name him GAY but there was no reason to since he's just too uberly gay for his name to be Gay. Naming him Gay would create too much gay and that would cancel out his gayness. Realizing this they opted for naming Fay because F and G are buddies on the keyboard.
Although, had it not been for that date episode I would not have been able to laugh at all the anime!only fanbrats who were all OMFG CHII FAI OTP!!!11!!!11 We all know why they shipped Fai and Chii, because they couldn't handle Fai being gay. The reason why they can't handle teh gei -- because they believe it to be immoral. However, in the Celes Arc, Fai had said that he created Chii based on his mother's image. Now there's an implied incestuous relationship if Fai and Chii were really OMFG OTP!!11!!! Poor little fanbrats ... so disillusioned by not reading the manga ...
Told you CLAMP fucking pwns. They know how to take care of their shit. You don't mess with them ladies. Since the third season was going to be full of fillers, because the NHK felt that the Acid Tokyo Arc had too much violence, they went FOK NO BITCH and they canceled that shit. The third season being canceled was total love because now we have not one, not two, but THREE OVAs for the Acid Tokyo Arc. It's nice to see lovely vampire twins, a gay-magician transforming into a vampire, and an eye being ripped out of a socket and eaten all in color and moving in animation.
Another reason why CLAMP pwns with this series, they tricked us! Everyone thought this shit was just going to be about Sakura
In summary, I love you now, but I still think you fucking sucked piss in the beginning. My thoughts will never change about that. If Acid Tokyo never happened I'd still avoid you like the plague. Thank you for growing some balls and letting the blood and eyes fly. I hope to continue to have more fun with you until the end.
btw, Sakura is NOT Fai's cockblock against Kurogane. Fai is his own fucking cockblock.
P.S. When the fuck is Hokuto going to make a cameo?! She was so ftw in Tokyo Babylon, how the hell can you leave her out?! I DEMAND HOKUTO.
While I'm demanding stuff ... I demand that if Fai dies that Kurogane will die with him and with their last breath of life they'll proclaim their love!