KOALA PRESENTS FOR YOU

Here is what you greedy little bastards will be getting for Christmas.
Let's see how smart the lot of you and see if you can correctly guess what present you got. I know, not everyone has a present listed on here from me; I quickly got tired of playing this game, 'Think of a present to get someone who isn't really your friend.' Some of the presents are mean, and I don't care. Don't like it, go cry in your waffles. Some of the presents are inside jokes and you'll know if it's for you if you get the joke, or even understand what the fuck the gift is. 

NO. I DID NOT REALLY GET ANYONE ANY OF THIS SHIT. Why? 
Because 95% of the people I picked presents for don't deserve shit from me, nor do they deserve the time I had spent thinking of what fake-present to get them. 

P.S. Have fun figuring out if I think you're part of that 95%.  ^o^ 

P.S.S. Those who got 'presents' are those that I have/had as contacts on MSN.

( OPEN YOUR PRESENT )