KOALA IS BEYOND FUCKING SCARED

Kyoko, our 'friend' who knows the ending to the FMA manga has a valid reason! I'll share that reason in a bit, first you have to sit through a bit of my ranting.

I ended up asking her for the ending of X and an explaination of TRC and its ending aswell. While I was hoping for some wank and a little arguing (cause that's really what the interwebz is all about) everything didn't go as planned. I must have fucked up somewhere while typing out that PM to her. The fails, I has it -- I think. I thought for sure my message to her had some sarcasm that couldn't go undetected. Either this bitch is fucking with me, she's nucking futs, or I failed. Since I'm all types of awesome I have to go with 'she's nucking futs.' Why must she be fucking nuts? I don't like the idea of getting played by a fucking 14 year old bitch and I'm all kinds of awesome so I don't fail.

This was the message that I sent her:
This is taken from one of your replies in the FMA manga thread.

"I've actually heard about how the manga ends before but I'm not spoiling anything."

Since you seem to be able to have some type of powers that allows you to see into the future; can you please tell me the ending of the manga X (X/1999). This manga has been on hiatus for a little more than five years. I'm very eager to know the ending since it currently does not have an ending. Also, can you please explain the manga of Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE. There is really a lot of confusion going on in it at the moment. I'd just like to what's really going on since you are able to see things that don't exist.

How can you read that and NOT think you're beingmade fun of?!
Then she replied with WALL OF TEXT! I was just going to skip over her reply and not read it all since it was really long. I don't even know why the hell I decided to read it. My reasons must have been a combination of lacking a life outside the house and morbid curiosity.

I give you fair warning now; IT CANNOT BE UNREAD!
I'm also nice enough to place it behind a cut. Have fun reading ~

 

( That's what she said!  )