NON-KOALA SECRETS PART II

[mokona]

I believe the title pretty much explains itself. 

Then you won't care if I tell you to stop being a bitter ass bitch. Whatever your problem is you need to get the stick out of your ass.

This is the kind of person that is never happy for anyone. Then when good things happen for themselves they'll ignore it and are constantly thinking they're so fucked over. Then they wonder why no one likes them. Yeah, I don't like romance and shit, as long as it ain't in my fucking movies or books.

That is the most stanking pile of crap I have ever smelled. Usually when you put "I'd rather ..." YOU MAKE A FOKING COMPARISION! So what? You'd rather sleep with a guy who ain't packing as opposed to? You mustn't be THAT terrified of having sex if you thought out the whole situation and figured out you're going to be sleeping with an Asian guy. 

"I planned to commit suicide on prom night simply to make everyone else feel sorry for making my life miserable and never caring about me. I want to ruin their memories of their special night, simply because I was jealous they'd be out having the time of their lives while I, being the school's official loser, would be home alone, as usual. I never went through with it, but I often fantasize about what would happen if I did." 

Too bad you didn't, or else I wouldn't have read your shit. If people don't like you then there is something wrong with YOU. People who want everyone to like them change themselves so that people will like them. If you don't feel like "conforming" don't complain about how no one likes you! If you're going to be a bitch, grow some balls and accept the consequences that comes with being a bitch. After I write all this I AM NOT going to go in the corner of my room and start cutting my wrist just because some people will think I'm a bitch. I am fully aware of what I am typing and how I'm coming off AND I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK AS TO WHAT THE HELL THESE PEOPLE THINK THAT ARE READING THIS! Basically this is for MY entertainment because I don't feel like completing any of the work that needs to be done. Another reason why I wrote this is because that foking hor Shorty likes to stalkerz on mah LJ. 


"I tell myself I'm not worth anything or anyone and I believe myself. I think I'm fat. I don't believe anyone when they tell me they love me. I'm VERY insecure. I fantasize about my friends in sexual ways. My boyfriend and my friends think I live a happy and normal life when in reality I want to pull my hair out and cry like a baby. I don't to move away and grow up but I don't want to stay here ..."

Something new ... this person HAS a boyfriend and they're still emoing ... I'm somewhat confused ... Well, if they have to fantasize about their friends in sexual ways their boyfriend is probably just not boning them. The reason why they're not getting boned? Because they are fat (fyi I ain't calling this person fat because they said so themselves that they think they are fat). You don't need a boyfriend to go have sex. Go stand on the corner of a street in a short skirt, a revealing shirt, five inch heels, with ten coats of mascara, blue eye shadow, and red lipstick on your face. 




I do too. I'm practicing for when I become famous so I can tell anecdotes about my life in interviews. 




... I cannot stress on how much people are so stupid ... First off, this person is stupid for even touching heroin. Heroin is highly addictive and a no-no drug. Second, this person is likely to complain about bad things happening to them because they are a heroin addict. Third, this person will only recognize that they are an addict but will never go on to the next step. This is most likely the type of person who blames all of life's problems on their addiction. Like why they don't have a job. Ever hear of Equal Opportunities bitch? The reason why you can't keep a job is yourself. Don't blame heroin. You chose to do it and you became addicted. IT'S ALL ON YOU. 

Shit man ... You mean all I had to do was hold someone's hand and I could have gotten my pay on?     Again ... people need to stop caring so much about what everyone else thinks. If someone calls you names without just reason it just means that they are jealous! Jealously is almost like flattery, but people say mean things instead of nice things. 




I hope it's love as in care for and not love as in lust ... 




This made me laugh XP 

You think I'm going to bag on that? WELL YOU GUESSED WRONG! This isn't stupid and night lights pwn. I had one in my room so I didn't trip over things in the middle of the night. I don't have one any more because my new room is smaller and it makes too much light.

 

 

 

Secret installment numero duex, oust. BOOYAH BITCH I'M MULTILINGUAL! 

I'm surprised that I got the second one out so soon. This is actually kind of fun ... I seriously LOVE to bitch. To bitch about how stupid people are that is. But for shit, I like to bitch about how much things piss me off. It's really fun and good way to vent. I supposed it's a form of relieving stress. So I thank these people for writing such stupid crap so that I can bitch about how stupid they are. Not all of the secrets I choose to put on here make me bitch. Most of the ones where I don't bitch made me laugh. Stay tuned for issue three!

Comments

[vegemite-pwns.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!

WOO GO DARKKKK! HAHAHA! YOU TELL 'EM YOU BITCH WHORE! HAHAHAHHA!
LMFAO some of thems were funnah but like so many foking peoples like to emo *cough* like SOMEONE we know *cough* >> hehehe

WOO FOR TEH NEXT ISSUEEEEE!
*resumes ninja ozzy stalks*

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

I'll try to make the next one funny. But most of these fucking secrets are like on love ... as you can see. If not love then they are about people hating themselves. This time I took secrets off one page. The first issue I took secrets off of like five different pages. Once I saw the word "love" I went to the next secret. So yeah ... The end XP