KOALA LEARNS A BATTLE TACTIC

[mokona]

I learned a new battle tactic from the latest chapter of the Bleach manga.
 

This battle tactic has four easy steps.

1. Unzip Jacket
2. Flash Tits
3. ???
4. PROFIT

If you're in a battle and your oppentent starts to become arrogant all you do is unzip your jacket, flash them your tits, then you attack them while they're distracted by the flashing.

Halibel Haliboobs demonstrates the first two steps.

Haliboobs has shows us in the first step that you trick them by making them think it's a reward.

Apparently, your powers increase once you unzip your jacket!
 
  

I just love how her face is so such serious business. LIke at first you look at it then you're like HOFUCK BETTER NOT MESS WITH THAT! Then you just look at her "second face" and then you can't help but busting out laughing. It's just like SERIOUSLY?! WHAT ARE THOSE? PASTIES?! I think I'm now a Halibel fangirl and I fangirl Kubo even more because her face probably stopped a whole bunch of guys from fapping at her image.
 

Comments

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

Tactic=brilliant! =D
*pokes boobs* I should train before using. My simple C chest would just make them laugh...

Mokona art! I love it!

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Feel free to use it to post on forums and what-not! =D

Speaking of bewbs, I think I need to blog about recently getting sized for bras. =D
Hay gurl, nothing worng with C's. If you were in Japan you'd be a D!

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

Actually I love my boobs. I love angling my clothes just right so they look bigger and wearing certain shirts that hug in just the right places. There's one shirt I own that's perfect when I want them to jiggle. ^ ^

Any bigger and it'd be too much. any smaller and they wouldn't be as much fun!They're JUST right. But speaking of boobs and bras, I need to buy some new bras myself...

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I needed to buy a bra cause my boobs were being in my bra. I was like WTF IT'S LEAVING AN OUTLINE! It totally wasn't cool because you could see the outline of the cup on my clothes. I was like all WTF and I was talking to a friend about bras. She told me she had the same problem and she went to get fitted and it turned out she was wearing a cup size that was too large. So then I put off getting a new bra and getting fitted cause I was afraid they were smaller DDDD=
But it turns out they didn't get smaller XD and now I'm happy! =D

I like how my boobs look when I'm wearing clothes too. =D
I just hate going out with my friends because they feel a need to touch them. Well, I kind of like it and hate it. LOL It boosts up my confidence but then it's also like wtf stop touching them, touch your own!

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

Oh man it's a good thing you did that. They might not have been supporting you properly. My bras are pretty old so they've stretched out and are all but useless now. I've been using my sports bras when I can until I can head to Victoria's Secret.

I dun let my friends touch them... I'm a pretty private person when it comes to any kind of physical contact. It's gotten better over the years, but I'd still probably jump about 3 feet if someone poked me there.

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

I don't LET them they just like sneak attack. I'm like OMGWTF DID YOU JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID? It still catches me by surprise every time ... >.<

Lawl, my bra probably isn't really supporting me at all. I like wearing strapless bras. Then the cup on strapless bras are like thicker, so it's all padded and whatever. Strapless bra is good combat gear for the poking!