KOALA'S INSIGHT TO JROCK REVOLUTION (through the eyes of a teenage fan-brat)

[mokona]

THERE WAS THIZ ONES BANDZ WELL LIKE A MILLION OF THEM YEAH AND LIKE
I ONLY KNOWS TWO OF THEM AND SOME CRAZY DUDEZ WITH WEIRD HAIRZ
AND IT WAS AWESOMEZ
AND OTHURZ THOUT SO 2 CUZ TEHY WUZ PUSHIN AND JUMPIN

SUM FOO HAD HIZ FAN AND WUZ WAVING IT
PPL TRIED TO COPY HIM WIT THUR FANZ 2
TAT FOO & BAND WUZ LIKE ALL CONFOOZED
CUZ TEH FOO WUZ WEARING LYKE A DRESS THING HAHA FUNNAY
THEN SUM GUI IN THE BAND PLAED A TRADISHIONUL INSTRUMINT
& I WUZ LYKE OH HELL YESSSSS THEY'RE GOING TRADITIONAL ON OUR ASSES

SO SUM BAND CAME OUT AND THE SINGER WORE RUFFLES
THEN AFTUR SOME GUTAR GUI CAME AND PLAIED TEH GUTAR
BUT HE HAD SOME POSSEE & TEHY WAS DOING DIFFRENTS STUFFZ
& SUM GUIZ CAME 2 OF THEM AND TRIED TO JOCK THE GUTAR FOOS SET & WAIST TYM UP

AFTUR TAT UM PEOPLE IN WYTE CAMED ON
THEN A PURSON IN A WYHTE DREZ LYK A WEDDING OR SUMTHING
& THEN MY FAVORITE BAND CAME
I WUZ LYKS OMFG YAAAAAY
I DUNNO TEH NAME OF THE BAND AND THEY WUZ MY FAV CUZ TEH GUI LICKED HIS INSTRUMINT

SO I SAT ON MEZZIANANAAN ON THE SECUND NITE
AND SOME DOOD ON STAGE WAS LIKE BAREFUT
AND STOOD ON HIS HEAD AND JUMPD OFF HIS TABLE
THEN LYKE THAT FOO SHOVED TEH MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ

& THEN SOME BAND CAME OWT THEN ANUTHER ONE THEN ANUTHER ONE
SO THAT ATHUR ATHUR ONE WUZ LYKE TRYIN TO JOCK TEH FOO WHO SHOVED THE MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ
CUZ TEHY WERE ALL BAREFUTTED 2
THEN I SAWED CLARA AND SHE WUZ LIKE LATZ BITCH MAH RIDE IZ HUR
& I WATED TO BE PICKED UP WITH RALPH'S

Comments

[improbabilityx.livejournal.com]

FOO.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Yay! You have a sense of humor!
I was afraid I was going to get bashed for doing this ... lol

[improbabilityx.livejournal.com]

Oh, you might. Just not by me. See, I can take a joke. 8D Other Jtards... not so well. xD

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLES* It's sad because it's TRUE.

and if anyone gets offended over that they can bite your ass. :/ *sighs,
clicks tongue*

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

NAWWWW MEEN YO. DIS SHIET WUZ OFF DA HOOK YO. I READ CHO HO SCRIBBULZ ND DIS SHYET HAD ME ROLLN!

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

OHNOES U SEID A BAD WURD AZZ LOLZ


I wish it wasn't true.
It's the main reason why I don't associate with Jrock fans on the net.

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Now the question is ...
Which are the Jtards, the elitist, the fan-brats, or both?
^.~

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

I used to get really upset but now I just kinda laugh at them all. XDDD
you know what the crazy fans are good for though?
Psychology homework. do you realzie how many fucked up traits they exibhit? you get like a firsthand example of alot of things just by reading some fangirls bitch each other out.
XD

[/is a horrible, cold-hearted bitch soemtimes]

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

o___o

*staring at your icon* i...
I can't stop staring. XD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

Ain`t it hypnotizing? @____________@


NO WAY!


XD

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

IT IS. ITS FUCKING AWESOME SCARY O_O XDDD i love iiit.

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

...fuck html tagging. XDDD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

Feel free to snag. :D

Must share the PLC love.

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

WOOT.
*not a big PLC fan but thinks Yurasama is adorable as hell. That icon kirrs me.*

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

4RLZ I LYK 2 KEEP IT REEL
I C U HAZ SUM FUNKY ICON TATS LYKE NO WAY!

btw, your comment made me laugh so much!

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

But it's highly amusing when they bitch at each other. Most every fandom is like that though. Oh the joys, and horros, of fandom, how I love thee.

Although, I wonder if these people are serious about some of the things they say ... They make me want to cry because of how awful/stupid/mentally unstable they are >.<

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, Thank you; your username is killing me. XDDD

I THINK UR ICON IZ OVERATTED AND SOLD OUT LAWL :0 [/crack]

I totally fucking phail at teh fangrl speakz. XDD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

DUN LET DEM BEEZIES GIT TU J0o. I COLLECT DEM ICONZ LIEK I COLLECT DEM AMUERICAN QUARTERZ.

Your whole entry made me LOL IRL and it`s 2am! XD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

PLC scares me ...

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

I know. Sometimes it's like...these people can't be serious. How can they be, you know?

But then you realize that the world exists and you're like '...oh. that's how.' XDDD

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THAT BUNNY. :3

I used to have an animation of it somewhere, not as an icon. But when i first found it I did pretty much what i did to that yurasama icon and stared at it for hours.
...
i really like bunnies X333;; XD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

They are just so great like Mechanical POPz Uchuu Sentai NOIZ. XD

I like deee colourzz. And they went out all looks-wise. Very visually satisfying. XD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

There's actually a logic to my username!
The little chibi thinger in my icon is a character named Sobre. I'm asuming his name is pronounced like 'sober' since he was put in the Hall of Shame for "Not being Sobre like his name."

I feel like my IQ drops every time I fangirl speak ...

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

LMAO YOUR ICON!