KOALA'S INSIGHT TO JROCK REVOLUTION (through the eyes of a teenage fan-brat)

[mokona]

THERE WAS THIZ ONES BANDZ WELL LIKE A MILLION OF THEM YEAH AND LIKE
I ONLY KNOWS TWO OF THEM AND SOME CRAZY DUDEZ WITH WEIRD HAIRZ
AND IT WAS AWESOMEZ
AND OTHURZ THOUT SO 2 CUZ TEHY WUZ PUSHIN AND JUMPIN

SUM FOO HAD HIZ FAN AND WUZ WAVING IT
PPL TRIED TO COPY HIM WIT THUR FANZ 2
TAT FOO & BAND WUZ LIKE ALL CONFOOZED
CUZ TEH FOO WUZ WEARING LYKE A DRESS THING HAHA FUNNAY
THEN SUM GUI IN THE BAND PLAED A TRADISHIONUL INSTRUMINT
& I WUZ LYKE OH HELL YESSSSS THEY'RE GOING TRADITIONAL ON OUR ASSES

SO SUM BAND CAME OUT AND THE SINGER WORE RUFFLES
THEN AFTUR SOME GUTAR GUI CAME AND PLAIED TEH GUTAR
BUT HE HAD SOME POSSEE & TEHY WAS DOING DIFFRENTS STUFFZ
& SUM GUIZ CAME 2 OF THEM AND TRIED TO JOCK THE GUTAR FOOS SET & WAIST TYM UP

AFTUR TAT UM PEOPLE IN WYTE CAMED ON
THEN A PURSON IN A WYHTE DREZ LYK A WEDDING OR SUMTHING
& THEN MY FAVORITE BAND CAME
I WUZ LYKS OMFG YAAAAAY
I DUNNO TEH NAME OF THE BAND AND THEY WUZ MY FAV CUZ TEH GUI LICKED HIS INSTRUMINT

SO I SAT ON MEZZIANANAAN ON THE SECUND NITE
AND SOME DOOD ON STAGE WAS LIKE BAREFUT
AND STOOD ON HIS HEAD AND JUMPD OFF HIS TABLE
THEN LYKE THAT FOO SHOVED TEH MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ

& THEN SOME BAND CAME OWT THEN ANUTHER ONE THEN ANUTHER ONE
SO THAT ATHUR ATHUR ONE WUZ LYKE TRYIN TO JOCK TEH FOO WHO SHOVED THE MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ
CUZ TEHY WERE ALL BAREFUTTED 2
THEN I SAWED CLARA AND SHE WUZ LIKE LATZ BITCH MAH RIDE IZ HUR
& I WATED TO BE PICKED UP WITH RALPH'S

Comments

[improbabilityx.livejournal.com]

FOO.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Yay! You have a sense of humor!
I was afraid I was going to get bashed for doing this ... lol

[improbabilityx.livejournal.com]

Oh, you might. Just not by me. See, I can take a joke. 8D Other Jtards... not so well. xD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Now the question is ...
Which are the Jtards, the elitist, the fan-brats, or both?
^.~

[improbabilityx.livejournal.com]

Both, Jtard is an all-encompassing term that doesn't carry a label or judgment. It just means that you are part of some sort of J-fandom-thing.

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLES* It's sad because it's TRUE.

and if anyone gets offended over that they can bite your ass. :/ *sighs,
clicks tongue*

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

OHNOES U SEID A BAD WURD AZZ LOLZ


I wish it wasn't true.
It's the main reason why I don't associate with Jrock fans on the net.

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

I used to get really upset but now I just kinda laugh at them all. XDDD
you know what the crazy fans are good for though?
Psychology homework. do you realzie how many fucked up traits they exibhit? you get like a firsthand example of alot of things just by reading some fangirls bitch each other out.
XD

[/is a horrible, cold-hearted bitch soemtimes]

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

But it's highly amusing when they bitch at each other. Most every fandom is like that though. Oh the joys, and horros, of fandom, how I love thee.

Although, I wonder if these people are serious about some of the things they say ... They make me want to cry because of how awful/stupid/mentally unstable they are >.<

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

I know. Sometimes it's like...these people can't be serious. How can they be, you know?

But then you realize that the world exists and you're like '...oh. that's how.' XDDD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

NAWWWW MEEN YO. DIS SHIET WUZ OFF DA HOOK YO. I READ CHO HO SCRIBBULZ ND DIS SHYET HAD ME ROLLN!

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

o___o

*staring at your icon* i...
I can't stop staring. XD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

Ain`t it hypnotizing? @____________@


NO WAY!


XD

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

IT IS. ITS FUCKING AWESOME SCARY O_O XDDD i love iiit.

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

4RLZ I LYK 2 KEEP IT REEL
I C U HAZ SUM FUNKY ICON TATS LYKE NO WAY!

btw, your comment made me laugh so much!

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, Thank you; your username is killing me. XDDD

I THINK UR ICON IZ OVERATTED AND SOLD OUT LAWL :0 [/crack]

I totally fucking phail at teh fangrl speakz. XDD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

DUN LET DEM BEEZIES GIT TU J0o. I COLLECT DEM ICONZ LIEK I COLLECT DEM AMUERICAN QUARTERZ.

Your whole entry made me LOL IRL and it`s 2am! XD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

Sleep tiems. I need to stop sleeping at dawn and start sleeping when it`s actually dark outside. XD

This has been highly entertaining. :D

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Thank you for showing all your fun moving icons! I'm going to sleep too <3 the sleep

[slvr-phoenix01.livejournal.com]

i think my IQ did just go down.
jk jk! as scary as it is... that is soooooooo true! XD

umm....... thanks for sharing? XD

nah! i got a good laugh out of it, so thanks! hehehe.

[rithannen.livejournal.com]

I read this aloud to my girlfriend, in the manner of "You Make Me Touch Your Hands For Stupid Reasons."

I think that makes it like, eleventy times funnier. Give it a try. :3

[larylara.livejournal.com]

ROFL LOLZOMG!!! U LAIK WEEN TEH INTERNET!!!1! XDDD

my IQ did just decrease, but my aversion for the younger generation went up a notch ;;x_x

[dampflames.livejournal.com]

Will the English language survive through this slaughter??
Cute entry.
I can't take it when people write "LOL" in caps.
It is bad enough to just write lol as every other response in some messenger, but caps is a double sin.

[darcis-seisei.livejournal.com]

OMG UR SO RITE DAT CONCERT WOS LYK DA BOMB.COM
MAN WHO NEW CHINEEZESZE RAWK WUS SO CRAYZEE?!?!!1

[ you, my friend, are a genius. XD ]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fubuki_/]

Jesus Christo! I think you might be my friend K-Chan in disguise...