KOALA'S INSIGHT TO JROCK REVOLUTION (through the eyes of a teenage fan-brat)

[mokona]

THERE WAS THIZ ONES BANDZ WELL LIKE A MILLION OF THEM YEAH AND LIKE
I ONLY KNOWS TWO OF THEM AND SOME CRAZY DUDEZ WITH WEIRD HAIRZ
AND IT WAS AWESOMEZ
AND OTHURZ THOUT SO 2 CUZ TEHY WUZ PUSHIN AND JUMPIN

SUM FOO HAD HIZ FAN AND WUZ WAVING IT
PPL TRIED TO COPY HIM WIT THUR FANZ 2
TAT FOO & BAND WUZ LIKE ALL CONFOOZED
CUZ TEH FOO WUZ WEARING LYKE A DRESS THING HAHA FUNNAY
THEN SUM GUI IN THE BAND PLAED A TRADISHIONUL INSTRUMINT
& I WUZ LYKE OH HELL YESSSSS THEY'RE GOING TRADITIONAL ON OUR ASSES

SO SUM BAND CAME OUT AND THE SINGER WORE RUFFLES
THEN AFTUR SOME GUTAR GUI CAME AND PLAIED TEH GUTAR
BUT HE HAD SOME POSSEE & TEHY WAS DOING DIFFRENTS STUFFZ
& SUM GUIZ CAME 2 OF THEM AND TRIED TO JOCK THE GUTAR FOOS SET & WAIST TYM UP

AFTUR TAT UM PEOPLE IN WYTE CAMED ON
THEN A PURSON IN A WYHTE DREZ LYK A WEDDING OR SUMTHING
& THEN MY FAVORITE BAND CAME
I WUZ LYKS OMFG YAAAAAY
I DUNNO TEH NAME OF THE BAND AND THEY WUZ MY FAV CUZ TEH GUI LICKED HIS INSTRUMINT

SO I SAT ON MEZZIANANAAN ON THE SECUND NITE
AND SOME DOOD ON STAGE WAS LIKE BAREFUT
AND STOOD ON HIS HEAD AND JUMPD OFF HIS TABLE
THEN LYKE THAT FOO SHOVED TEH MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ

& THEN SOME BAND CAME OWT THEN ANUTHER ONE THEN ANUTHER ONE
SO THAT ATHUR ATHUR ONE WUZ LYKE TRYIN TO JOCK TEH FOO WHO SHOVED THE MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ
CUZ TEHY WERE ALL BAREFUTTED 2
THEN I SAWED CLARA AND SHE WUZ LIKE LATZ BITCH MAH RIDE IZ HUR
& I WATED TO BE PICKED UP WITH RALPH'S

Comments

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

When I first came accross it, I started at it for a good 5 minutes before saving.

I`m getting some bunnies!!!

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

kghkfgjh *_* it's so fucking cute.

Bitch! XDDD I love teh bunnies. i'm not allowed to get any pet bunnies...my mom's dog is a basset hound. :/ she would try to eat him.
*feels ashamed she wants a bunny and has her own cat and fish + other family member's animals. Although I thin kmy cat has disowned me for the rest of the family.*

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

I want cats but my sister is allergic. All we have are like 48347394732 rainbow fishes. All they do is SWIM!!!

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

altogether in this house there's 2 dogs 3 cats and a fish [who is MINE. I love my fish more than i love my parents, I think :/ XD]

when i got my fish [he's a betta, named Yokan] i was all 'all fish do is swim and shit and eat but I really want a betta.'
I wish my fish was a dog or something. He's awesome. And plays with me. XDDD
Like, if you take a pen or something and drag it alnog the edge of his tank he'll chase it and stuff. And if you get up to his tank he'll coem up to the tank and wiggle or if you've just given him food he'll puke at you. XDDD [/i love that fish too much and am a crazy]
He also tries to attack the cats through his tank >>;; XDD