KOALA'S INSIGHT TO JROCK REVOLUTION (through the eyes of a teenage fan-brat)

[mokona]

THERE WAS THIZ ONES BANDZ WELL LIKE A MILLION OF THEM YEAH AND LIKE
I ONLY KNOWS TWO OF THEM AND SOME CRAZY DUDEZ WITH WEIRD HAIRZ
AND IT WAS AWESOMEZ
AND OTHURZ THOUT SO 2 CUZ TEHY WUZ PUSHIN AND JUMPIN

SUM FOO HAD HIZ FAN AND WUZ WAVING IT
PPL TRIED TO COPY HIM WIT THUR FANZ 2
TAT FOO & BAND WUZ LIKE ALL CONFOOZED
CUZ TEH FOO WUZ WEARING LYKE A DRESS THING HAHA FUNNAY
THEN SUM GUI IN THE BAND PLAED A TRADISHIONUL INSTRUMINT
& I WUZ LYKE OH HELL YESSSSS THEY'RE GOING TRADITIONAL ON OUR ASSES

SO SUM BAND CAME OUT AND THE SINGER WORE RUFFLES
THEN AFTUR SOME GUTAR GUI CAME AND PLAIED TEH GUTAR
BUT HE HAD SOME POSSEE & TEHY WAS DOING DIFFRENTS STUFFZ
& SUM GUIZ CAME 2 OF THEM AND TRIED TO JOCK THE GUTAR FOOS SET & WAIST TYM UP

AFTUR TAT UM PEOPLE IN WYTE CAMED ON
THEN A PURSON IN A WYHTE DREZ LYK A WEDDING OR SUMTHING
& THEN MY FAVORITE BAND CAME
I WUZ LYKS OMFG YAAAAAY
I DUNNO TEH NAME OF THE BAND AND THEY WUZ MY FAV CUZ TEH GUI LICKED HIS INSTRUMINT

SO I SAT ON MEZZIANANAAN ON THE SECUND NITE
AND SOME DOOD ON STAGE WAS LIKE BAREFUT
AND STOOD ON HIS HEAD AND JUMPD OFF HIS TABLE
THEN LYKE THAT FOO SHOVED TEH MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ

& THEN SOME BAND CAME OWT THEN ANUTHER ONE THEN ANUTHER ONE
SO THAT ATHUR ATHUR ONE WUZ LYKE TRYIN TO JOCK TEH FOO WHO SHOVED THE MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ
CUZ TEHY WERE ALL BAREFUTTED 2
THEN I SAWED CLARA AND SHE WUZ LIKE LATZ BITCH MAH RIDE IZ HUR
& I WATED TO BE PICKED UP WITH RALPH'S

Comments

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

I used to get really upset but now I just kinda laugh at them all. XDDD
you know what the crazy fans are good for though?
Psychology homework. do you realzie how many fucked up traits they exibhit? you get like a firsthand example of alot of things just by reading some fangirls bitch each other out.
XD

[/is a horrible, cold-hearted bitch soemtimes]

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

But it's highly amusing when they bitch at each other. Most every fandom is like that though. Oh the joys, and horros, of fandom, how I love thee.

Although, I wonder if these people are serious about some of the things they say ... They make me want to cry because of how awful/stupid/mentally unstable they are >.<

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

I know. Sometimes it's like...these people can't be serious. How can they be, you know?

But then you realize that the world exists and you're like '...oh. that's how.' XDDD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

It should be illegal for them to procreate ...

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

...*goes to find one of her GJ icons*

Ah, here we go.


*nods in agreement*

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

oh gawd that icon has so much awesome
Charles Darwin FTW!

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

Your icon too, darling. XDDD

I love that icon >>; XD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Oh thanks ^.^
A-Style is real btw ...

http://drunken-koala.livejournal.com/5373.html

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

Oh my god o_o

PROOF that reality is more fucked up than shit fnagirls cna make up. *nods* XD

And, uh, I can see maybe the logo being that, you know? but then it has to say A-STYLE under it.
W
T
F.
XDDD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

Ohh ... did you not think of it like that after reading that entry?
I looked it up when I got home. I think it's some type of clothing label. I'm just really curious if it was intentional or accidental ...

But it's funny XP Had me and my friend laughing for about ten minutes ~Ah, good times ^.^

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

Someone had to have noticed how wrong it was at SOME point, right?

But why was it on the side of a road? XD
o_o *sudden thoughts of OMG WTF from lack of sleep* uwaaa. XD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

I have no clue LOL
Umm ... I'm assuming that the sign was near the store? It was all late and dark and I was seated on the side of the bus that was the farthest away from the side of the street.

I think it's really ironic though because the sign was in Rome and the Vatican is located within Rome LOL

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

you're right..t.hat does make it like 50+ times more awesome. XD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

<3 pro homo propaganda

Okay ... I'm going to bed now!

I can't wait until I wake up tomorrow and see someone bash me! I'm really hoping for at least one negative comment so that I can laugh at the stupid person XP

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

apparently i went to bed also *nods* XDD

That's horrible but oh-so-true. It's wrongly funny. XD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!

I loved Captain Planet back in the days.

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

O_O ICON WIN.

I hated it. But it used to be like
THE ONLY THING THEY PLAYED
during the day when i was a kid. XDDD

[muted-serenades.livejournal.com]

Oh Mario! XD

I used to hate it too but looking back, it`s a lot better than the shit they put out on TV today.

[sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com]

I guess you're right, sadly. XDDDD

[drunken-koala.livejournal.com]

TV totally blows nowadays >O