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mokona ([personal profile] mokona) wrote2007-06-09 11:59 pm

KOALA'S INSIGHT TO JROCK REVOLUTION (through the eyes of a teenage fan-brat)


THERE WAS THIZ ONES BANDZ WELL LIKE A MILLION OF THEM YEAH AND LIKE
I ONLY KNOWS TWO OF THEM AND SOME CRAZY DUDEZ WITH WEIRD HAIRZ
AND IT WAS AWESOMEZ
AND OTHURZ THOUT SO 2 CUZ TEHY WUZ PUSHIN AND JUMPIN

SUM FOO HAD HIZ FAN AND WUZ WAVING IT
PPL TRIED TO COPY HIM WIT THUR FANZ 2
TAT FOO & BAND WUZ LIKE ALL CONFOOZED
CUZ TEH FOO WUZ WEARING LYKE A DRESS THING HAHA FUNNAY
THEN SUM GUI IN THE BAND PLAED A TRADISHIONUL INSTRUMINT
& I WUZ LYKE OH HELL YESSSSS THEY'RE GOING TRADITIONAL ON OUR ASSES

SO SUM BAND CAME OUT AND THE SINGER WORE RUFFLES
THEN AFTUR SOME GUTAR GUI CAME AND PLAIED TEH GUTAR
BUT HE HAD SOME POSSEE & TEHY WAS DOING DIFFRENTS STUFFZ
& SUM GUIZ CAME 2 OF THEM AND TRIED TO JOCK THE GUTAR FOOS SET & WAIST TYM UP

AFTUR TAT UM PEOPLE IN WYTE CAMED ON
THEN A PURSON IN A WYHTE DREZ LYK A WEDDING OR SUMTHING
& THEN MY FAVORITE BAND CAME
I WUZ LYKS OMFG YAAAAAY
I DUNNO TEH NAME OF THE BAND AND THEY WUZ MY FAV CUZ TEH GUI LICKED HIS INSTRUMINT

SO I SAT ON MEZZIANANAAN ON THE SECUND NITE
AND SOME DOOD ON STAGE WAS LIKE BAREFUT
AND STOOD ON HIS HEAD AND JUMPD OFF HIS TABLE
THEN LYKE THAT FOO SHOVED TEH MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ

& THEN SOME BAND CAME OWT THEN ANUTHER ONE THEN ANUTHER ONE
SO THAT ATHUR ATHUR ONE WUZ LYKE TRYIN TO JOCK TEH FOO WHO SHOVED THE MIC DOWN HIZ PANTZ
CUZ TEHY WERE ALL BAREFUTTED 2
THEN I SAWED CLARA AND SHE WUZ LIKE LATZ BITCH MAH RIDE IZ HUR
& I WATED TO BE PICKED UP WITH RALPH'S

[identity profile] improbabilityx.livejournal.com 2007-06-10 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
FOO.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[identity profile] sakuramatsuri.livejournal.com 2007-06-10 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
*GIGGLES* It's sad because it's TRUE.

and if anyone gets offended over that they can bite your ass. :/ *sighs,
clicks tongue*

[identity profile] muted-serenades.livejournal.com 2007-06-10 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
NAWWWW MEEN YO. DIS SHIET WUZ OFF DA HOOK YO. I READ CHO HO SCRIBBULZ ND DIS SHYET HAD ME ROLLN!

[identity profile] muted-serenades.livejournal.com 2007-06-10 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sleep tiems. I need to stop sleeping at dawn and start sleeping when it`s actually dark outside. XD

This has been highly entertaining. :D

[identity profile] slvr-phoenix01.livejournal.com 2007-06-10 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i think my IQ did just go down.
jk jk! as scary as it is... that is soooooooo true! XD

umm....... thanks for sharing? XD

nah! i got a good laugh out of it, so thanks! hehehe.

[identity profile] rithannen.livejournal.com 2007-06-10 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I read this aloud to my girlfriend, in the manner of "You Make Me Touch Your Hands For Stupid Reasons."

I think that makes it like, eleventy times funnier. Give it a try. :3

[identity profile] larylara.livejournal.com 2007-06-10 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL LOLZOMG!!! U LAIK WEEN TEH INTERNET!!!1! XDDD

my IQ did just decrease, but my aversion for the younger generation went up a notch ;;x_x

[identity profile] dampflames.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Will the English language survive through this slaughter??
Cute entry.
I can't take it when people write "LOL" in caps.
It is bad enough to just write lol as every other response in some messenger, but caps is a double sin.

[identity profile] darcis-seisei.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG UR SO RITE DAT CONCERT WOS LYK DA BOMB.COM
MAN WHO NEW CHINEEZESZE RAWK WUS SO CRAYZEE?!?!!1

[ you, my friend, are a genius. XD ]

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fubuki_/ 2007-06-12 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus Christo! I think you might be my friend K-Chan in disguise...