KOALA'S "100" QUESTIONS
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1 - 1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
A sip of white wine in France.
WTF 2 NOOO 2
2 - 3. Who took this survey before you?
Kittyboy!
3 - 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Clara <3
4 - 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool?
Some time back in June or May. I doggy-paddle in the pool!
5 - 6. Are you happy?
Mmhmm! Going to buy ソエルとラーグ―モコナ=モドキの冒険 (コミック) (Soel & Larg The Adventure of Mokona=Modoki) next Saturday, so yes!
6 - 7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Mitsuwa Market ... I bought a bottle of water and some Hello Kitty candy <3
7 - 8. Where do you live?
Ikea!
8 - 9. How many people live in your house?
Three, myself and two dogs -- then three other people whom I'd like to forget.
9 - 10. Last thing you ate?
Microwaved bean and cheese burrito, laziness ftw!
10 - 11. Want to kick anyone's ass?
It's more like, 'Who's ass wouldn't you kick?' I'd say myself because I'm made of win.
11 - 12. What time is it?
I CAN NO TELL TIME
12 - 13. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
Yeah, I like expensive shiny things that are wearable so jewlery is major <3
13 - 14. AIM or MSN?
I ARE BI-MESSENGER
14 - 15. What do you like better polka dots or stripes?
Noooonnneeee they both suck ass equally D<
15 - 16. How many hours on average do you work a week?
People work for me >O
16 - 17. Who do you love right now?
Myself <3 <3 <3
17 - 18. Do you watch the olympics?
I don't watch every single event because about half of the events in the Summer and Winter Olympics are hella boring.
18 - 19. Last restaurant you went to?
Casa Jimenez
19 - 20.Where do you go grocery shopping?
I have workers to do that for me >D
20 - 21. Who was the last person to call you?
My mother <3
21 - 22. What's your sign?
I are a fishies! Pisces
22 - 23. What kind of shoes are you wearing?
My house sandals ... because I'm in the house ...
23 - 24. Whats your favorite animal?
Mokona Modoki <3 Puu!
24 - 25. What do you spend most of your money on?
I have no fucking clue ... The shit is like Houdini! One moment my money pouch is full and the next moment -- POOF! it's all gone! =O
25 - 26. Where does most of your family live?
In the Ikea parking lot. There's no way in hell that I'll let them live in Ikea with me >O
26 - 27. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
Younger brother and some half-sibling chirrens floating about that I do not know the names or numbers of ~
27 - 28. Ever been called a ho/slut?
Oh yes, I have a pimpah who calls me a ho ~~ I love you long time Shorty!
28 - 29. Ever been called a bitch?
Loads of times!
29 - 30. What is your ringtone?
One of the crappy polyphonic ringtones in the phone ...
30 - 31. Last person who you text?
Clara! Mah concert buddy <3
31 - 32. What cologne/perfume do you use?
Belle de Nuit from Fragonard ... When that runs out I think I'll buy Princess by Vera Wang or Addict 1 by Dior.
32 - 33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies?
I have some, they're cute!
33 - 34. Collect anything?
I am a collector of collectors and souls ...
劇場版 xxxHOLiC 真夏ノ夜ノ夢 (xxxHOLiC the Movie: A Midsummer Night's Dream) is made of win
34 - 35. Myspace or Facebook?
Myspace because Facebook is a bit more retarded than Myspace lalala
35 - 36. Do you have T-mobile?
Fuuuuuck nooooo they're bastards with their contracts! D<
36 - 37. How many piercings do you have?
None at the moment =/ I wantee some
37 - 38. Favorite baseball team?
WUTDEFOK?!
38 - 39. Who is your favorite character in Sesame Street?
I have two! The garbage one because he's so bitchy at people. Then the count d00d because he's a vampire ... but he's a douche because he never sucked any blood D<
39 - 40. Are your parents still together?
Immaculate conception bitch! I have only a heavenly father <3 you very manys God
40 - 41. Last time you saw your parents?
I saw my mom June 21st ... O.O HOSHIT tomorrow it will be three weeks since I've seen my mom >.< I haven't seen God yet because I like living and listening to m00six
41 - 42. Are you tired of answering questions yet?
Nope! I like trying to come up with interesting ways to answer these questions truthfully, or as close to, and far from, the truth as possible XD
42 - 43. Ever been to a wedding?
OMG they're so fucking boring! I hope I don't have to go to one any time soon. I'd cry if I had to go to one because they're just pure torture. Weddings and funerals are sooooo not ftw SO. FUCKING. BORING. Well ... funerals > weddings because the person died and if they died they must have a will so maybe the dead person left you something =D
43 - 44. Ever been in a wedding?
Unfortunately, yes T_T When my mom married ex-step-dad ... person ... thing ... o.O It's been a while since they've gotten divorced so I don't know what the hell to refer to him as -- besides retarded jackass XD
44 - 45. What is your ideal # of children?
CERO ZERO NULL
45 - 46. Are you missing anyone at the moment?
SHORTY OMG F00 T__T .... and SHEEPUUPUU
46 - 47. Did you take a nap today?
I haven't "watched" TV today -- that means no.
47 - 48. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
About six or seven mmmm sleeeeeep I love you <3
WTF PAC-MAN FUCKING ATE SOME QUESTIONS
48 - 56. Do you support the troops?
DOWN WITH THE MAN
49 - 57. Could you handle being in the military?
see previous answer
50 - 58. Are you hungry or thirsty?
I really gotta pee ...
51 - 59. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Krispy Fried Chocobo!
-__- haha very funny [/sarcasm]
52 - 62. Do you own a camera phone?
Jah, but the camera totally sucks -- wait my phone kind of sucks ass ... However, three months ago I didn't have any mobile phone so this is much better than not having one at all because now I can buy phone straps and little jewels to decorte it and make it all pimp WHOOO
these missing questions are lame
53 - 66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
lawls
54 - 67. Do you have a drivers license?
lawls I have a chauffeur =D
55 - 68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use?
Photobucket and an Image Shack for those things that Photobucket fails at ..
56 - 69. Last place you were at?
The bathroom! Remember I said that I really had to pee ^.^
57 - 70. What is your current wish?
ZOMG UNLIMITED WISHES
and my first three wishes would be ...
I WANT A PONY, A TREE THAT GROWS MONEY, AND FOR SOEL AND LARG TO BE REAL
Wooooow look at this! More missing questions! GASPUSHOCKU =O
58 - 74. Where do you wish you were right now?
Italia! I would want to go to Florence because there is jewelry and leather to buy there!
59 - 75. Do you have any regrets?
I ARE PERFECT! NO MISTAKE I MAKE EVER!
I'm not commenting any more about this number shit -__-
60 - 80. Favorite place to be?
Away from home ~ in other countries ~
61 - 82. Favorite sit down restaurant?
Uhh ...
62 - 83. Ever been to Disney Land/World?
Yes ... unfortunately ... SO. FUCKING. BORING!
63 - 86. How is the weather today?
I ARE MELTING
64 - 87. Do you e-mail?
Only if I have to ...
65 - 88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill?
Gackt's and Miyavi's latest singles, I love you very Garner! <3
66 - 89. Favorite holiday?
St. Patrick's Day! Drunks are fucking hilarious ... only if they're not the mean type AH SHIT TEH IRISH ARE MEAN DRUNKS!
Fuck that I change it to ... Halloween! Trick-or-Treat! Haha I'd pick Christmas but I don't like getting things for people =/
67 - 90. Are you dating someone right now?
According to my wallet, yes, because it's not empty and when it does get empty it gets full again >D ... I consider my line of work as dating ...
68 - 91. Last voicemail you received?
Too lazy to ask my receptionist.
69 - 92. Do you drunk dial?
I hate telephones I hang out in eucalyptus trees when I'm drunk. How else do you think I came up with drunken_koala?
70 - 93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
I haven't had it long enough to do a stupid thing with it.
71 - 94. Do you like Dane Cook?
White comedians are not funny.
72 - 95. Whats your favorite veggie?
BEHOLD CORN! [/inside joke that's well known] I really like carrots ^.^
73 - 96. Last time you were sick?
Last time I saw your face ...
Actually, I'm feeling a bit nasues right now ...
74 - 97. Are you lactose intolerant or do you have IBS?
Kind of, I have to be really carefull of what types of milk I drink and I can't drink whole milk.
75 - 98. Are you happy that you only have 2 more questions?
DO THE D A N C E
YOU WERE SUCH A P Y T
CATCHING ALL THE LIGHTS
76 - 99. Ready for the weekend?
Yes and no ... after the weekend I start my class T_T but then it means one more week til I buy the Mokona book! <3
78 - 100. What did you do last night?
Bitch about meaningless things? o.O
79 - 101. Did you notice that there was not 100 questions even with this one that I am asking now?
I am sooooo renumbering this shit because I am THAT fucking bored D<
1 - 1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
A sip of white wine in France.
WTF 2 NOOO 2
2 - 3. Who took this survey before you?
Kittyboy!
3 - 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Clara <3
4 - 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool?
Some time back in June or May. I doggy-paddle in the pool!
5 - 6. Are you happy?
Mmhmm! Going to buy ソエルとラーグ―モコナ=モドキの冒険 (コミック) (Soel & Larg The Adventure of Mokona=Modoki) next Saturday, so yes!
6 - 7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Mitsuwa Market ... I bought a bottle of water and some Hello Kitty candy <3
7 - 8. Where do you live?
Ikea!
8 - 9. How many people live in your house?
Three, myself and two dogs -- then three other people whom I'd like to forget.
9 - 10. Last thing you ate?
Microwaved bean and cheese burrito, laziness ftw!
10 - 11. Want to kick anyone's ass?
It's more like, 'Who's ass wouldn't you kick?' I'd say myself because I'm made of win.
11 - 12. What time is it?
I CAN NO TELL TIME
12 - 13. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
Yeah, I like expensive shiny things that are wearable so jewlery is major <3
13 - 14. AIM or MSN?
I ARE BI-MESSENGER
14 - 15. What do you like better polka dots or stripes?
Noooonnneeee they both suck ass equally D<
15 - 16. How many hours on average do you work a week?
People work for me >O
16 - 17. Who do you love right now?
Myself <3 <3 <3
17 - 18. Do you watch the olympics?
I don't watch every single event because about half of the events in the Summer and Winter Olympics are hella boring.
18 - 19. Last restaurant you went to?
Casa Jimenez
19 - 20.Where do you go grocery shopping?
I have workers to do that for me >D
20 - 21. Who was the last person to call you?
My mother <3
21 - 22. What's your sign?
I are a fishies! Pisces
22 - 23. What kind of shoes are you wearing?
My house sandals ... because I'm in the house ...
23 - 24. Whats your favorite animal?
Mokona Modoki <3 Puu!
24 - 25. What do you spend most of your money on?
I have no fucking clue ... The shit is like Houdini! One moment my money pouch is full and the next moment -- POOF! it's all gone! =O
25 - 26. Where does most of your family live?
In the Ikea parking lot. There's no way in hell that I'll let them live in Ikea with me >O
26 - 27. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
Younger brother and some half-sibling chirrens floating about that I do not know the names or numbers of ~
27 - 28. Ever been called a ho/slut?
Oh yes, I have a pimpah who calls me a ho ~~ I love you long time Shorty!
28 - 29. Ever been called a bitch?
Loads of times!
29 - 30. What is your ringtone?
One of the crappy polyphonic ringtones in the phone ...
30 - 31. Last person who you text?
Clara! Mah concert buddy <3
31 - 32. What cologne/perfume do you use?
Belle de Nuit from Fragonard ... When that runs out I think I'll buy Princess by Vera Wang or Addict 1 by Dior.
32 - 33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies?
I have some, they're cute!
33 - 34. Collect anything?
I am a collector of collectors and souls ...
劇場版 xxxHOLiC 真夏ノ夜ノ夢 (xxxHOLiC the Movie: A Midsummer Night's Dream) is made of win
34 - 35. Myspace or Facebook?
Myspace because Facebook is a bit more retarded than Myspace lalala
35 - 36. Do you have T-mobile?
Fuuuuuck nooooo they're bastards with their contracts! D<
36 - 37. How many piercings do you have?
None at the moment =/ I wantee some
37 - 38. Favorite baseball team?
WUTDEFOK?!
38 - 39. Who is your favorite character in Sesame Street?
I have two! The garbage one because he's so bitchy at people. Then the count d00d because he's a vampire ... but he's a douche because he never sucked any blood D<
39 - 40. Are your parents still together?
Immaculate conception bitch! I have only a heavenly father <3 you very manys God
40 - 41. Last time you saw your parents?
I saw my mom June 21st ... O.O HOSHIT tomorrow it will be three weeks since I've seen my mom >.< I haven't seen God yet because I like living and listening to m00six
41 - 42. Are you tired of answering questions yet?
Nope! I like trying to come up with interesting ways to answer these questions truthfully, or as close to, and far from, the truth as possible XD
42 - 43. Ever been to a wedding?
OMG they're so fucking boring! I hope I don't have to go to one any time soon. I'd cry if I had to go to one because they're just pure torture. Weddings and funerals are sooooo not ftw SO. FUCKING. BORING. Well ... funerals > weddings because the person died and if they died they must have a will so maybe the dead person left you something =D
43 - 44. Ever been in a wedding?
Unfortunately, yes T_T When my mom married ex-step-dad ... person ... thing ... o.O It's been a while since they've gotten divorced so I don't know what the hell to refer to him as -- besides retarded jackass XD
44 - 45. What is your ideal # of children?
CERO ZERO NULL
45 - 46. Are you missing anyone at the moment?
SHORTY OMG F00 T__T .... and SHEEPUUPUU
46 - 47. Did you take a nap today?
I haven't "watched" TV today -- that means no.
47 - 48. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
About six or seven mmmm sleeeeeep I love you <3
WTF PAC-MAN FUCKING ATE SOME QUESTIONS
48 - 56. Do you support the troops?
DOWN WITH THE MAN
49 - 57. Could you handle being in the military?
see previous answer
50 - 58. Are you hungry or thirsty?
I really gotta pee ...
51 - 59. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Krispy Fried Chocobo!
-__- haha very funny [/sarcasm]
52 - 62. Do you own a camera phone?
Jah, but the camera totally sucks -- wait my phone kind of sucks ass ... However, three months ago I didn't have any mobile phone so this is much better than not having one at all because now I can buy phone straps and little jewels to decorte it and make it all pimp WHOOO
these missing questions are lame
53 - 66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
lawls
54 - 67. Do you have a drivers license?
lawls I have a chauffeur =D
55 - 68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use?
Photobucket and an Image Shack for those things that Photobucket fails at ..
56 - 69. Last place you were at?
The bathroom! Remember I said that I really had to pee ^.^
57 - 70. What is your current wish?
ZOMG UNLIMITED WISHES
and my first three wishes would be ...
I WANT A PONY, A TREE THAT GROWS MONEY, AND FOR SOEL AND LARG TO BE REAL
Wooooow look at this! More missing questions! GASPUSHOCKU =O
58 - 74. Where do you wish you were right now?
Italia! I would want to go to Florence because there is jewelry and leather to buy there!
59 - 75. Do you have any regrets?
I ARE PERFECT! NO MISTAKE I MAKE EVER!
I'm not commenting any more about this number shit -__-
60 - 80. Favorite place to be?
Away from home ~ in other countries ~
61 - 82. Favorite sit down restaurant?
Uhh ...
62 - 83. Ever been to Disney Land/World?
Yes ... unfortunately ... SO. FUCKING. BORING!
63 - 86. How is the weather today?
I ARE MELTING
64 - 87. Do you e-mail?
Only if I have to ...
65 - 88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill?
Gackt's and Miyavi's latest singles, I love you very Garner! <3
66 - 89. Favorite holiday?
St. Patrick's Day! Drunks are fucking hilarious ... only if they're not the mean type AH SHIT TEH IRISH ARE MEAN DRUNKS!
Fuck that I change it to ... Halloween! Trick-or-Treat! Haha I'd pick Christmas but I don't like getting things for people =/
67 - 90. Are you dating someone right now?
According to my wallet, yes, because it's not empty and when it does get empty it gets full again >D ... I consider my line of work as dating ...
68 - 91. Last voicemail you received?
Too lazy to ask my receptionist.
69 - 92. Do you drunk dial?
I hate telephones I hang out in eucalyptus trees when I'm drunk. How else do you think I came up with drunken_koala?
70 - 93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
I haven't had it long enough to do a stupid thing with it.
71 - 94. Do you like Dane Cook?
White comedians are not funny.
72 - 95. Whats your favorite veggie?
BEHOLD CORN! [/inside joke that's well known] I really like carrots ^.^
73 - 96. Last time you were sick?
Last time I saw your face ...
Actually, I'm feeling a bit nasues right now ...
74 - 97. Are you lactose intolerant or do you have IBS?
Kind of, I have to be really carefull of what types of milk I drink and I can't drink whole milk.
75 - 98. Are you happy that you only have 2 more questions?
DO THE D A N C E
YOU WERE SUCH A P Y T
CATCHING ALL THE LIGHTS
76 - 99. Ready for the weekend?
Yes and no ... after the weekend I start my class T_T but then it means one more week til I buy the Mokona book! <3
78 - 100. What did you do last night?
Bitch about meaningless things? o.O
79 - 101. Did you notice that there was not 100 questions even with this one that I am asking now?
I am sooooo renumbering this shit because I am THAT fucking bored D<